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re: Straight male flight attendants

Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94676 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:19 pm to
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Did he induct you and the SO into the club together or separately?


saw that the second i hit 'submit'

eta he did bang on the door after a few minutes and said 'you need to get out of there before i get fired'

good times
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 1:21 pm
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60226 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:21 pm to
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It's because pilots are given their own hotel room when they stay overnight in hotels and the flight attendants have to share with same sex flight attendants.


No, at least not for the major airlines. Each one is given their own hotel room. The large airlines have contracts with various hotels in the cities they service regularly, so some even have private suites for the crew to hang out in before going to their individual rooms.
Posted by Ben Hur
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2013
1015 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:26 pm to
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the flight attendants have to share with same sex flight attendants.


quote:

not true


Ah nevemind. I think I was confusing this with engineers working on cruise ships getting their own room, and most of the other crew have bunk rooms.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

He may be cleaning up but that's neither impressive nor anything to take pride in, if that dude is working Delta domestic flights these days.



There are worse jobs out there. It's not a lot of money but you get to travel and you're surrounded by women. If you're a straight dude, you should be cleaning up.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13573 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:32 pm to
Plus you can always pull the emergency slide, grab some beers, and make a dramatic exit as you quit.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110659 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:33 pm to
Don't assume the male flight attendant was straight just because he wouldn't have sex with you.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 1:34 pm
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Straight male flight attendants



Yeah we call them pilots
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94676 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Plus you can always pull the emergency slide, grab some beers, and make a dramatic exit as you quit.


the GOAT!!
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:37 pm to
Don't know. Never asked. Don't care. You shouldn't either.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:42 pm to
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Yeah we call them pilots


our initial training when I was a new hire was about 6-7 weeks, for flight attendants it was a week less, I was talking to a young bimbo flight attendant once and she asked about our training, she says "wow, you mean if I'd have gone to school one more week I could have been a pilot?"
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94676 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:55 pm to
was she wrong?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

was she wrong?



that last week makes all the difference in the world
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94676 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

that last week makes all the difference in the world


obviously you sexist a-hole. the pay discrepancy between you and the flight attendants is ridiculous.


she should sue or move to iceland.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6227 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:11 pm to
Male flight attendant tried to tell me I couldn't drink my own whisky on the flight. I almost bitch slapped him.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:12 pm to
If I was destined to slave in the service industry for a living, being a male flight attendant would be exactly what I would want to do.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:15 pm to
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Male flight attendant tried to tell me I couldn't drink my own whisky on the flight. I almost bitch slapped him.



well, that is a Federal regulation, you can BYOB, it just has to be served to you by a flight attendant, kind of hard to do now with the 3 oz. limits though
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:19 pm to
Can you dip on a plane?


I got yelled at for that once
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2563 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:21 pm to
Seen them. They're very angry guys in my experience.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 2:24 pm
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6227 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:22 pm to
Nobody is going to tell me I can't drink mini bottles of Jameson on a flight.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59344 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:24 pm to
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It just depends on how you define the term "straight."


Uh, The opposite of homosexual
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