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re: Stony Saturday question for ya

Posted on 2/17/18 at 11:47 am to
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/17/18 at 11:47 am to
They’d be the size of ants maybe at 3 days.

Cell division only happens so fast
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/17/18 at 11:52 am to
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If medical science could guarantee that every baby from now on could be born 100% healthy, but the gestation period from now on would only be 3 days, would your be for or against it?

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/17/18 at 12:00 pm to
We’d have solved any food shortage problem. Just eat the babies.
Posted by Tiger the Hutt
Metairie
Member since May 2013
517 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 12:01 pm to
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They’d be the size of ants maybe at 3 days.

Cell division only happens so fast


Jesus Christ, I'm stoned but some of y'all are retarded.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 2/17/18 at 12:02 pm to
Could we mass produce EBT cards that fast?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/17/18 at 12:03 pm to
I’m the retarded one? You’ve proposed something that is literally, physically and biologically impossible.

You daft, roundheaded mank twat.
Posted by Tiger the Hutt
Metairie
Member since May 2013
517 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 12:22 pm to
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I’m the retarded one? You’ve proposed something that is literally, physically and biologically impossible.

You daft, roundheaded mank twat.


It's called a thought experiment, you obtuse troglodyte. Your ad hominem attacks cannot belie your limited brain capacity. And you don't have a round head? Sucks to be you, squarehead dirt worshipping cock sucker. (hey, you're right, stealing other's insults is fun!)

P.S. It's Manc not Mank.
This post was edited on 2/17/18 at 12:35 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 2/17/18 at 12:23 pm to
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We’d have solved any food shortage problem. Just eat the babies.

Brah, that “Modest Proposal” was suggested in 1729 by Jonathan Swift.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135037 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 12:31 pm to
You flappable, poxy, penis-pustule. You scurrilous vagabond. You gibbering, gormless gob.

If babies were gestated in 3 days we’d all be tiny and have no emotional attachment to them. We’d be as ants. We could slaughter millions regularly and no one would bat an eye because you’d have another before the week was out. We wouldn’t even bother naming them. We’d never develop as a society, only a ravenous, cannibalistic horde that warred and devoured.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/17/18 at 12:39 pm to
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You have no time to prepare for the baby coming home.

No time to set up a nursery, buy stuff you need. Research hospitals where you would contemplate delivering at. Research pediatricians. Decide on a name.
Welfare moms with 47 kids have already done this, surely.
Posted by Tiger the Hutt
Metairie
Member since May 2013
517 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 12:43 pm to
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If babies were gestated in 3 days we’d all be tiny


I said gestation period would be reduced to three days, implying they'd be full term. I guess it it was asking to much of you to infer that much. You are the only poster in the thread you didn't infer that. For someone that tries to show off their intelligence so much, you really are a poor thinker.

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have no emotional attachment to them. We’d be as ants. We could slaughter millions regularly and no one would bat an eye because you’d have another before the week was out. We wouldn’t even bother naming them. We’d never develop as a society, only a ravenous, cannibalistic horde that warred and devoured.



Finally you answer the question. You'd be against it. Was that so hard?
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/17/18 at 1:18 pm to
What strain you smoking on baw? Purple grenade, Chem dawg, blue dream?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135037 posts
Posted on 2/17/18 at 1:31 pm to
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said gestation period would be reduced to three days, implying they'd be full term


Which is just silly. So they’d go from sperm and egg to full grown babies in the blink of an eye, and then what, grow up at 30x the rate too?

It’s a clown question bro, and you don’t set proper parameters.


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For someone that tries to show off their intelligence so much, you really are a poor thinker.


How do I try to “show off”?


You are a poor question asker. Your thought experiments are bad, and you should feel bad.
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