Spit like the kid in Big Daddy

So I woke up this morning and tried to spit in the toilet. It was one of those hanging spits that wouldn’t stop. I didn’t want to touch it so I sucked it back in Big Daddy style. No way was I thinking it would all come back but it did was awesome. I tried to show my wife and she said I was disgusting. I told her that it was amazing and a once in a lifetime feat.

This wasn’t just any down to your chest spit, this was down near the belly button area. Again, I was super impressed with myself while my wife is now repulsed. I told her it was a guy thing.

What do you guys think? Is that gross or an awesome feat.

Only gays make jokes about being something related to me being gay or having a dick in my mouth.