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spinoff thread - Are you Alpha? NSFW

Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:01 am
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17065 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:01 am
and why or why not?

If it's black or white then I'm beta

non alpha traits: Average size, don't like to fight / confrontation, don't desire to be the center of attention or in control of everything / everyone, value relationships over always winning.

This post was edited on 3/30/17 at 9:15 am
Posted by maximum overdrive
DFW
Member since Dec 2015
2205 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:02 am to
Summer 2016? Did we travel back in time?
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:03 am to
Yep
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:03 am to
Get anchored baw.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41376 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:04 am to
Dumbass. Read the memo's from the boss.
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:04 am to
If you need to know why you're a beta
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17065 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:04 am to
link it or you're a beta cuck
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:04 am to
quote:


Dumbass. Read the memo's from the boss


Betas suck at comprehension
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:05 am to
Are you an Omega?
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Spinoff


Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76777 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:07 am to
quote:

non alpha traits: Average size, don't like to fight / confrontation, don't desire to be the center of attention or in control of everything / everyone, value relationships over always winning.



guess i'm non alpha
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17065 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:07 am to
quote:

If you need to know why you're a beta


If you don't know how commas work, you were busy doing alpha male shite when betas were learning punctuation.
Posted by maximum overdrive
DFW
Member since Dec 2015
2205 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:09 am to
There were tons of these threads last year, and I don't give enough of a shite to find one. Now go get me a coffee, baby girl.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76777 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:09 am to
yep, you done violated the cluckster's rule. you may get a lifetime ban
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:09 am to
Is a thread admitting beta status actually an alpha move?

It's like a riddle...
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
70071 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:10 am to
I'm more in the beta camp, but I have learned to be very passive aggressive and manipulative, so I think that gets me honorary alpha status.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:10 am to
inb4 goons anchor
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5192 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:11 am to
The best way to find a beta is to look for the one bragging about being an alpha. An alpha just leads from the front, he doesn't need to convince anyone.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:12 am to
I like to take naked pictures of myself and Photoshop out my wiener just to see what it would look like. Alpha or no?
This post was edited on 3/30/17 at 8:14 am
Posted by Bayoumike
Member since Mar 2017
647 posts
Posted on 3/30/17 at 8:13 am to
If you have to declare that you're an alpha on a message board, you might not be.
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