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Spinoff: Question for boat owners re: trashy chicks
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:42 pm
OT boat owners, I constantly see trashy chicks (which I am way into, don't ask) on boats owned by guys who literally look like they just rolled out of the county jail. See Florabama, Mullet Toss, Prop Stop, whatever that thread just posted about Mississippi.
Are boats that much of a magnet?
If they are, how much will I have to spend to own a boat that brings in the high class instagram whores, for when I get tired of the trashy LP whores on my party barge? Is the party barge the place to start? I don't actually need to fish or do anything productive, I just want girls with shitty tattoos in tiny bikinis to look at.
Are boats that much of a magnet?
If they are, how much will I have to spend to own a boat that brings in the high class instagram whores, for when I get tired of the trashy LP whores on my party barge? Is the party barge the place to start? I don't actually need to fish or do anything productive, I just want girls with shitty tattoos in tiny bikinis to look at.
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Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:43 pm to sealawyer
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how much will I have to spend to own a boat that brings in the high class instagram whores
More than you'll be able to afford..
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:43 pm to sealawyer
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how much will I have to spend to own a boat
As much as you can finance.
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:44 pm to sealawyer
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trashy chicks (which I am way into, don't ask)
nothing wrong with dumpster diving
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:44 pm to sealawyer
quote:I don't know why either, but the surely are. I had a chick yesterday ask me if I had a boat and she was hot and traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashy
OT boat owners, I constantly see trashy chicks (which I am way into, don't ask) on boats owned by guys who literally look like they just rolled out of the county jail. See Florabama, Mullet Toss, Prop Stop, whatever that thread just posted about Mississippi.
Are boats that much of a magnet?
If they are, how much will I have to spend to own a boat that brings in the high class instagram whores, for when I get tired of the trashy LP whores on my party barge? Is the party barge the place to start? I don't actually need to fish or do anything productive, I just want girls with shitty tattoos in tiny bikinis to look at.
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:44 pm to sealawyer
quote:
Are boats that much of a magnet?
absofrickinglutely
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:44 pm to sealawyer
quote:yes....add alcohol and you are set!
Are boats that much of a magnet?
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:45 pm to sealawyer
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Are boats that much of a magnet?
Yes.
It's the implication.
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:46 pm to bigrob385series
I am thinking about a suntracker to start with. I will start with the trash and work my way up.
Any advice?
Any advice?
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:47 pm to Phil A Sheo
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More than you'll be able to afford..
bullshite, it's a lot more affordable than you think. Just get some of your bros throw up and y'all can all share your "broat" on different weekends. It's like a bro timeshare, but you gotta clean up all the sex after you're done so the next bro doesn't have to see that stuff.
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:48 pm to LucasP
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broat
I know you are trolling, but I actually think this is a hilariously awesome idea.
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:49 pm to sealawyer
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Are boats that much of a magnet?
The guys that try to bring 20 chicks on the same boat are the magnets. They have no standards except vagina
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:49 pm to sealawyer
Just gimme credit when you use the term, please. 
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:50 pm to NYCAuburn
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20 chicks on the same boat
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:50 pm to sealawyer
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I am thinking about a suntracker to start with. I will start with the trash and work my way up.
Any advice?
doesn't really matter(has to be a little bigger than a pirogue,) most brawds view boats the same way they do airplanes, they don't know the difference between a C-172 and a Learjet, boats are guaranteed panty removers though,and you don't have to resort to trashy chicks(not that there's anything wrong with them)
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:51 pm to LucasP
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bullshite, it's a lot more affordable than you think. Just get some of your bros throw up and y'all can all share your "broat" on different weekends. It's like a bro timeshare, but you gotta clean up all the sex after you're done so the next bro doesn't have to see that stuff.
Sounds like a premise to a movie...
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:52 pm to LucasP
I'm going to write the next great American novel and dedicate it to you.
"Broat: My summer pursuing LucasP's grand adventure"
"Broat: My summer pursuing LucasP's grand adventure"
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:54 pm to LucasP
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bullshite, it's a lot more affordable than you think. Just get some of your bros throw up and y'all can all share your "broat" on different weekends. It's like a bro timeshare, but you gotta clean up all the sex after you're done so the next bro doesn't have to see that stuff.
This guy knows how it's done.
You don't think all dem baws have good enough credit to swing a $300,000 boat on their own?
But, 6 of 'em can swing $50 large each.
Posted on 6/3/16 at 12:56 pm to sealawyer
Boats n' hoes
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