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Someone should make an edible king cake baby.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:05 pm
No lawsuits over choking to death on a piece of plastic. It's a win win.
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Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:09 pm to Flashback
Has anyone ever died from a king cake baby?
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:13 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Has anyone ever died from a king cake baby?
I think there was a poster that had to be heimliched a couple of years ago on here. You know people in the NOLA area love their king cakes. They'll wait 3 hours in the rain for one.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:15 pm to Flashback
So how are you gonna prove who has to buy the next one?..the honor system ?
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:16 pm to Flashback
quote:yup - and what does it matter?
You know people in the NOLA area love their king cakes.
All the boxes contain warnings, and if you’re from anywhere that celebrates Mardi Gras, you should know better
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:16 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Has anyone ever died from a king cake baby?
No. You'd probably just quickly cough it up or shite it out a few hours later if you ever almost swallowed or actually swallowed one.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:18 pm to Flashback
If the person just eats it, how will we know who buys the next king cake?
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:20 pm to LSU Coyote
Since everyone is so honest, I’m sure they’d admit they just ate the baby 
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:24 pm to GreenRockTiger
If the rare event of someone choking is the price we pay to keep the next king cake assigned to the proper person, so be it.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:26 pm to LSU Coyote
Exactly - if the person who gets the king cake baby chokes to death, next of kin is responsible for bringing the king cake
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:32 pm to GreenRockTiger
Yes, that logic is sound.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:34 pm to LSU Coyote
And if the next of kin does not bring the king cake, they get run over by a Mardi gras float 
This post was edited on 1/8/23 at 11:38 pm
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:44 pm to Flashback
Maybe go back to the traditional red bean and break your tooth on something organic
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:45 pm to Flashback
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:50 pm to Obtuse1
Walmart King Cakes
Does not compute.
Does not compute.
Posted on 1/8/23 at 11:53 pm to LSU Coyote
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Walmart King Cakes
Does not compute.
But pure sugar formed into shapes is kinda their wheelhouse.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:33 am to Flashback
Change the paradigm, the king cake baby is the whole cake, king cake is hidden inside.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 1:05 am to Flashback
quote:Good idea.
Someone should make an edible king cake baby.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 1:09 am to Obtuse1
quote:
Lucks Mardi Gras King Cake Baby Edible Sugar Decoration - 80 Count
$48.99
This post was edited on 1/9/23 at 1:11 am
Posted on 1/9/23 at 1:16 am to Flashback
quote:
Someone should make an edible king cake baby
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