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Some THUG POS Stole Red Panda's Unicycle
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:49 pm
This deserves NATIONAL attention until the unicycle is returned and the thief is drawn and quartered.
I weep for ye, Rong Niu
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Someone took off with a 7-foot unicycle from the woman behind the legendary “Red Panda Acrobat” at San Francisco International Airport, and now her agent is offering a $2,000 reward, no questions asked.
And since its disappearance on Jan, 24, Rong Niu, the solo San Francisco unicyclist who juggles and balances plates on her head at NBA basketball games and universities across the country, has not been the same.
“She’s heartbroken,” her agent, Pat Figley of San Francisco-based Farallon Entertainment, told KTVU on Wednesday. "It’s like her baby was kidnapped. She’s had that unicycle for 30 years."
As Figley tells the story, Niu had landed at SFO from Denver and was waiting for her bag – filled with her 7-foot unicycle – to come off the conveyor belt. She saw it from a distance. But as she was about 10 to 15 feet away, someone “must have grabbed it,” Figley said. He said it's possible someone even took it by mistake, and if so, he's hoping they return it, no questions asked.
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She's now back out on the road, but she’s on a backup unicycle. And it’s not the same.
“She’s doing horribly,” Figley said. “She’s dropping balls. She’s just not used to it. The one that was stolen was custom built for her.”
I weep for ye, Rong Niu
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:54 pm to Mac
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He said it's possible someone even took it by mistake,
What? How many people own a 7 foot unicycle?
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:58 pm to Mac
Holy shite. This is terrible. Whoever did it should hang
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:15 pm to Mac
In the list of high profile tragic kidnappings this is up there with the Lindbergh baby.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:24 pm to Mac
This makes me extremely angry. Special place in Hell for this bastard. Nobody messes with Red Panda.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:28 pm to Revelator
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What? How many people own a 7 foot unicycle?
Lol u poor.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:35 pm to Mac
Aww. She was the half time show the last time I attended an LSU basketball game. People suck.
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:43 pm to Mac
I hope it turns out to be a happy ending like this story.


Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:56 pm to Mac
Messing with someone's livelihood is seriously not cool. Especially a cute Asian female named Red Panda.
On the other hand, it is kind of funny that someone saw a 7ft unicycle and just couldn't resist the temptation to take it for a spin.
On the other hand, it is kind of funny that someone saw a 7ft unicycle and just couldn't resist the temptation to take it for a spin.
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