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Some THUG POS Stole Red Panda's Unicycle

Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:49 pm
Posted by Mac
Member since Nov 2007
14809 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:49 pm
This deserves NATIONAL attention until the unicycle is returned and the thief is drawn and quartered.



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Someone took off with a 7-foot unicycle from the woman behind the legendary “Red Panda Acrobat” at San Francisco International Airport, and now her agent is offering a $2,000 reward, no questions asked.

And since its disappearance on Jan, 24, Rong Niu, the solo San Francisco unicyclist who juggles and balances plates on her head at NBA basketball games and universities across the country, has not been the same.

“She’s heartbroken,” her agent, Pat Figley of San Francisco-based Farallon Entertainment, told KTVU on Wednesday. "It’s like her baby was kidnapped. She’s had that unicycle for 30 years."

As Figley tells the story, Niu had landed at SFO from Denver and was waiting for her bag – filled with her 7-foot unicycle – to come off the conveyor belt. She saw it from a distance. But as she was about 10 to 15 feet away, someone “must have grabbed it,” Figley said. He said it's possible someone even took it by mistake, and if so, he's hoping they return it, no questions asked.


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She's now back out on the road, but she’s on a backup unicycle. And it’s not the same.

“She’s doing horribly,” Figley said. “She’s dropping balls. She’s just not used to it. The one that was stolen was custom built for her.”


I weep for ye, Rong Niu
This post was edited on 1/31/18 at 1:51 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62207 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:50 pm to
Thus, a quick edit.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62314 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

He said it's possible someone even took it by mistake,



What? How many people own a 7 foot unicycle?
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3299 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:55 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39656 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 1:58 pm to
Holy shite. This is terrible. Whoever did it should hang
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2983 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:15 pm to
In the list of high profile tragic kidnappings this is up there with the Lindbergh baby.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22961 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:24 pm to
This makes me extremely angry. Special place in Hell for this bastard. Nobody messes with Red Panda.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106119 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

What? How many people own a 7 foot unicycle?


Lol u poor.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:35 pm to
Aww. She was the half time show the last time I attended an LSU basketball game. People suck.
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3619 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:43 pm to
I hope it turns out to be a happy ending like this story.

Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4241 posts
Posted on 1/31/18 at 2:56 pm to
Messing with someone's livelihood is seriously not cool. Especially a cute Asian female named Red Panda.

On the other hand, it is kind of funny that someone saw a 7ft unicycle and just couldn't resist the temptation to take it for a spin.
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