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Snorkler killed by windsurfer

Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:03 pm
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8041 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:03 pm
Authorities say a Russian woman died after a windsurfer's board slashed her throat while she was snorkeling off Spain's Canary Islands.


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Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:04 pm to
And that's when you know it was just your time to go.
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
50086 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:06 pm to
In Soviet Russia, surf board surf you
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
12240 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

In Soviet Russia, surf board surf you


What happens in Spain?
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:11 pm to
KGB got some new skills.
Posted by Birdie King
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
8065 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:12 pm to
added to list of crappy ways to go
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

woman had been snorkeling Monday about 25 meters (80 feet) offshore without an obligatory locating buoy.



Well how was the windsurfer supposed to even see she was there then?
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:13 pm to
Guess that lady won the Daily Death Lotto.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43589 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:14 pm to
And this is why we won the cold war...
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:15 pm to
Where we went paddle boarding in Tahoe we left from a dock at a marina....boats EVERYWHERE. Paddling back to the dock I almost hit some people swimming laps...at the marina.



Is just me or is doing laps at a busy marina one of the dumbest things you can do?
This post was edited on 7/22/15 at 2:21 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98868 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:16 pm to
Well at least she didn't just disappear like their political adversaries sometimes do.

RIP
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37620 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

In Soviet Russia, board surf you


Fixed.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:18 pm to
If it's windy enough to windsurf, WTF would anyone be snorkeling?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37620 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:19 pm to
And she had her THROAT cut? Was she snorkeling on her back?
Posted by tigersnipen
Member since Dec 2006
2109 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Is is just me or is doing laps at a busy marina one of the dumbest things you can do?


Yes it's like riding a bike on a very busy street.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 2:20 pm to
She was probably essentially decapitated by the fins.
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