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Slaughtering Slaughter's Slaughterhouse of Slaughters

Posted on 10/30/15 at 3:57 pm
Posted by accnodefense
Trump Fan
Member since Dec 2010
6279 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 3:57 pm
People at work are talking about this haunted house named Slaughtering Slaughter's Slaughterhouse of Slaughters. They do no marketing or have any website, so its completely word of mouth. But the rumor is that its the best haunted house in the country and the mystery behind it(does it even exist?) is part of its greatness. No one knows where it is but one guy that it is Northwest of Opelousas near Ville Platte.

Has anyone been to this place or heard of it so I can confirm/deny? I don't want to drive to Opelousas only for it to be fake, or not be the right location.
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 3:58 pm to
Are you new at your job? I think your coworkers are fricking with you.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
46174 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

No one knows where it is but one guy that it is Northwest of Opelousas near Ville Platte.


Sounds like a good place to get raped and murdered. I'll pass.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:00 pm to
Looks like Insane Clown Posse lyrics.
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:01 pm to
Is it 7 stories high and you get some of your money back for every floor you complete?
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:01 pm to
Go anywhere in the hoods of Opelousas and it is pretty scary!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135044 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

Looks like Insane Clown Posse lyrics.



It's Slaughtering Slaughter's Slaughterhouse of Slaughters,
Where they torture the sons and they rape all the daughters,
Well they'll gouge out your eyes and they'll rip off your nipples,
You'll walk in fine and you'll crawl out a cripple!



Pretty sure it was from their "Skull Full of Faygo" album.
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 4:07 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:07 pm to
But for real..

Hope you enjoy having your bodily cavities forcibly probed by male penises.

..didn't say they all had to be human either. Depending on which bitcoin goal is reached.

Welcome to the dark web.
Posted by H. E. Pennypacker
Louisiana IceGators Fan
Member since Mar 2013
926 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:09 pm to
we have some juggalos in here....
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59352 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:11 pm to
They are fricking with you dude
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:13 pm to
The juggalos are some of the stupidest shite that has ever been created from a byproduct of music.
Posted by H. E. Pennypacker
Louisiana IceGators Fan
Member since Mar 2013
926 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:14 pm to
they listen to ICP, what did you really expect?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135044 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:15 pm to
You bout that clowny life yo?



Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:21 pm to
Unfortunately I know their history since the mid 90s.

I saw some of their shite and couldn't believe it was getting over. Since then I've sat back in awe..
Posted by accnodefense
Trump Fan
Member since Dec 2010
6279 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:31 pm to
Isn't saying its not real part of the mystery though?

How do you know its not real?
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56719 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:32 pm to
Owned by Webster Slaughter, I hear.
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 4:35 pm
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61611 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:40 pm to
its on the corner of state and main

opens up at 5pm

you should go check it out
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 4:41 pm
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:52 pm to

Living in Louisiana
quote:

I don't want to drive to Opelousas only for it to be fake, or not be the right location.

quote:

Alabama fan


frick you man we ain't telling you shite.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 5:45 pm to
Yeah bro. It's in the 9th ward.
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