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Show and Tell for a 3 Year Old
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:35 pm
I was just getting a Mich Ultra out of the fridge and noticed junior's class schedule for preschool showed this Wednesday as Show and Tell.
He doesn't really have anything cool to take that would be appropriate. We live in an relatively affluent area, luckily, but we ourselves aren't doing great, on account of the guy we bought our singlewide from lied to us about the septic tank and we just spend $3300 fixing that, then both cars broke down and our credit cards are maxed out. So we can't buy anything nice for him to take and show off. And he doesn't have a whole lot of material things like toys and whatnot. He really just likes to watch TV and play with regular stuff like sticks and nature stuff. He used to like to play with his dog, but you can't bring a dog to school and we had to euthanize it anyway, so whatever. He likes to play with empty boxes and junk mail too, but that's not really show and tell type stuff.
I'm kinda stuck. I don't want him to be the only child that doesn't bring anything.
He doesn't really have anything cool to take that would be appropriate. We live in an relatively affluent area, luckily, but we ourselves aren't doing great, on account of the guy we bought our singlewide from lied to us about the septic tank and we just spend $3300 fixing that, then both cars broke down and our credit cards are maxed out. So we can't buy anything nice for him to take and show off. And he doesn't have a whole lot of material things like toys and whatnot. He really just likes to watch TV and play with regular stuff like sticks and nature stuff. He used to like to play with his dog, but you can't bring a dog to school and we had to euthanize it anyway, so whatever. He likes to play with empty boxes and junk mail too, but that's not really show and tell type stuff.
I'm kinda stuck. I don't want him to be the only child that doesn't bring anything.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:37 pm to deeprig9
This is where I parked my car.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:37 pm to deeprig9
Pack of Marlboro reds seems appropriate in this case.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:37 pm to deeprig9
Preschool runs in the summer?
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:38 pm to deeprig9
Yeah none of this is real.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:39 pm to deeprig9
Im sure he's got a cigarrette burn or two to show off
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:41 pm to deeprig9
Let him take your spare set of dentures.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:42 pm to deeprig9
Let him show the other kids what a head full of lice looks like.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:43 pm to deeprig9
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the guy we bought our singlewide from lied to us about the septic tank and we just spend $3300 fixing that
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both cars broke down
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our credit cards are maxed out.
quote:Well you're just full of good news tonight, aren't you?
He used to like to play with his dog, but...we had to euthanize it
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:43 pm to deeprig9
Let him bring mom’s BBC dildo.
Your old prison ID from the last time you were in the parish jail could be a winner.
Your old prison ID from the last time you were in the parish jail could be a winner.
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:44 pm to deeprig9
I'll give you $100 to buy something for him to bring to school if you let me frick your wife.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:45 pm to deeprig9
I honestly can’t come up with anything to say
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:45 pm to JCinBAMA
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Let him show the other kids what a head full of lice looks like.
We got rid of the lice a year ago from his old daycare, but his scalp is still peely and flaky with "cradle cap" and we've tried everything. The pediatrician says he'll grow out of it but they've been saying that for 3 years.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:46 pm to deeprig9
Tell the school your kid is sick and won't come in. Problem solved.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:47 pm to Graham Wellington Jr
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Catch a frog or something.
This past Spring we filled up a jar with tadpoles from a local pond but they all died. I don't think we're ready for wildlife pets right now.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:48 pm to deeprig9
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We got rid of the lice a year ago from his old daycare, but his scalp is still peely and flaky with "cradle cap" and we've tried everything. The pediatrician says he'll grow out of it but they've been saying that for 3 years.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:48 pm to Devil_doge
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Tell the school your kid is sick and won't come in. Problem solved.
Then one of us has to take the day off work and we really need the money right now.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:48 pm to deeprig9
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We got rid of the lice a year ago from his old daycare, but his scalp is still peely and flaky with "cradle cap" and we've tried everything. The pediatrician says he'll grow out of it but they've been saying that for 3 years.
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