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Show and Tell for a 3 Year Old

Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:35 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63829 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:35 pm
I was just getting a Mich Ultra out of the fridge and noticed junior's class schedule for preschool showed this Wednesday as Show and Tell.

He doesn't really have anything cool to take that would be appropriate. We live in an relatively affluent area, luckily, but we ourselves aren't doing great, on account of the guy we bought our singlewide from lied to us about the septic tank and we just spend $3300 fixing that, then both cars broke down and our credit cards are maxed out. So we can't buy anything nice for him to take and show off. And he doesn't have a whole lot of material things like toys and whatnot. He really just likes to watch TV and play with regular stuff like sticks and nature stuff. He used to like to play with his dog, but you can't bring a dog to school and we had to euthanize it anyway, so whatever. He likes to play with empty boxes and junk mail too, but that's not really show and tell type stuff.

I'm kinda stuck. I don't want him to be the only child that doesn't bring anything.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:37 pm to
0/10
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:37 pm to
This is where I parked my car.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35459 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:37 pm to
Pack of Marlboro reds seems appropriate in this case.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:37 pm to
Preschool runs in the summer?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61094 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:38 pm to
Yeah none of this is real.
Posted by SeabrookTiger
Seabrook, TX
Member since Dec 2007
1001 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:39 pm to
Im sure he's got a cigarrette burn or two to show off
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:41 pm to
Let him take your spare set of dentures.
Posted by Graham Wellington Jr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2018
916 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:42 pm to
Catch a frog or something.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17584 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:42 pm to
Let him show the other kids what a head full of lice looks like.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:43 pm to
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the guy we bought our singlewide from lied to us about the septic tank and we just spend $3300 fixing that
quote:

both cars broke down
quote:

our credit cards are maxed out.
quote:

He used to like to play with his dog, but...we had to euthanize it
Well you're just full of good news tonight, aren't you?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20347 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:43 pm to
Let him bring mom’s BBC dildo.

Your old prison ID from the last time you were in the parish jail could be a winner.
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 9:48 pm
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:44 pm to
I'll give you $100 to buy something for him to bring to school if you let me frick your wife.
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10531 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:45 pm to
I honestly can’t come up with anything to say
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63829 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:45 pm to
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Let him show the other kids what a head full of lice looks like.


We got rid of the lice a year ago from his old daycare, but his scalp is still peely and flaky with "cradle cap" and we've tried everything. The pediatrician says he'll grow out of it but they've been saying that for 3 years.
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
2499 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:46 pm to
Tell the school your kid is sick and won't come in. Problem solved.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63829 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Catch a frog or something.


This past Spring we filled up a jar with tadpoles from a local pond but they all died. I don't think we're ready for wildlife pets right now.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17584 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

We got rid of the lice a year ago from his old daycare, but his scalp is still peely and flaky with "cradle cap" and we've tried everything. The pediatrician says he'll grow out of it but they've been saying that for 3 years.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63829 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

Tell the school your kid is sick and won't come in. Problem solved.



Then one of us has to take the day off work and we really need the money right now.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35459 posts
Posted on 6/16/18 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

We got rid of the lice a year ago from his old daycare, but his scalp is still peely and flaky with "cradle cap" and we've tried everything. The pediatrician says he'll grow out of it but they've been saying that for 3 years.


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