Selling my platinum truck nuts

So long story short, I paid my son’s travel ball fees before the season started, but due to the coronavirus worry, the season has been shut down and we don’t get refunds. Combine this with a poor economy, especially in the oil sector, I’m struggling to buy TP for my family. I’ve already had to take out a second loan on my 2018 King Ranch, but now I’m taking drastic measures to provide by selling my platinum truck nuts. There will be a live auction in the Cypress Mounds parking lot tomorrow at 6:30. Please spread the word. It makes me sad to see them go and I feel like I’m losing a part of my manhood, but desperate times call for desperate measures.