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Sea Doo Dolphine sea scooter

Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:08 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:08 pm
How big of a pos is it? Debating buying one for a kid but didn't realize it was $250ish until just now




Tia
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:09 pm to
what in the wide world is this shite?

So you buying this for "a kid"?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:10 pm to
Saw a 200+ lb grown man get pulled by it underwater. Can't be terrible.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:10 pm to

Bro, you know "Charlie" don't surf
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

what in the wide world is this shite?
some kids toy that they all seem to love atm


quote:

So you buying this for "a kid"?
up in the air still.... I may reneg on my promise
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:11 pm to
It's still a SeaDoo/BRP product, so it probably works just fine.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:12 pm to
Would be clutch at crab island against the current
Posted by aVatiger
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:13 pm to
and I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the "kid" will use it one or two times before growing tired of it and then one day when he is 15-16 he will pawn it trade it for some shite weed
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

Saw a 200+ lb grown man get pulled by it underwater. Can't be terrible.
yeah I've witnessed a couple 200lb 12 year olds getting pulled by it as well... just curious if it's the exception and not the rule


I know the two jet ski sea doos my family has had over the years we're both money pits.... granted this is only tossing in $300, but still a pos is a pos
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:15 pm to
If you want to invest in their true future, get them a floating beer pong table.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:15 pm to
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up in the air still.... I may reneg on my promise



wait... you already told the kid you are going to get it for them and thinking about not pulling the trigger?
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:17 pm to
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If you want to invest in their true future, get them a floating beer pong table.


DyslexicTeechur's kids got both the last name and beer pong table
Posted by aVatiger
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

yeah I've witnessed a couple 200lb 12 year olds getting pulled by it as wel


mf you didn't see any damn 200# twelve years olds... maybe 150, but come on
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:18 pm to
I don't care how strong the motor is, you're still not getting that thing in cubbies' a-hole.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

wait... you already told the kid you are going to get it for them and thinking about not pulling the trigger?


Well.... I don't have kids, so going back on my word doesn't really bring on any real negative consequences

#EatSlayLive
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:21 pm to
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mf you didn't see any damn 200# twelve years olds... maybe 150, but come on
have you not seen these fat fricks running around these days
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:21 pm to
I've seen 200lb 8 year olds
Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:23 pm to
*for the record I just googled,"fat 12 year old boys", to prove a point to SS, just in case one of you come across my search history when I'm dead and think that I am into chubby little boys or something
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

I've seen 200lb 8 year olds



So they are just rolling balls of fat? How is that even possible?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:25 pm to

They're fat because you're not letting them dog paddle around in arm floaties like the rest of their friends...
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