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Rules women live by #8324

Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:02 pm
Posted by m1kedat1ger
Dark side of moon
Member since Oct 2013
550 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:02 pm
All attractive females MUST be accompanied by a minimum of one ugly and/or fat female when venturing out in public.

I don't get it but rarely is this rule broken.

Got any others??
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28082 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:03 pm to
love the fresh, new subject matter


will read again
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:03 pm to
All women totally like to get to know someone before sex. Unless he happens to be hot and drive a fancy car
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3745 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:03 pm to
rule # 8325: m1kedat1ger always jumps on the grenade.
Posted by m1kedat1ger
Dark side of moon
Member since Oct 2013
550 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:06 pm to
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love the fresh, new subject matter will read again


Your contribution has been duly noted
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32706 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

All attractive females MUST be accompanied by a minimum of one ugly and/or fat female when venturing out in public.


because, regardless of level of attractiveness, women are petty self serving creatures. they bring that fat/ugly friend around to make themselves feel better and look better by comparison.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 12:07 pm
Posted by SSROUGE
Member since Jul 2014
145 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:08 pm to
#124 this pair of shoes is on sale but looks like seven other pairs I have. swipes visa....
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17463 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:11 pm to
Rule #1: No using common sense (as they ask "what is common sense?")
Posted by m1kedat1ger
Dark side of moon
Member since Oct 2013
550 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

because, regardless of level of attractiveness, women are petty self serving creatures


I agree with this but most females hate other females yet they have no problem parading the ugo around...
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

All women totally like to get to know someone before sex. Unless he happens to be hot, drive a fancy car or speaks with a foreign accent.


Because fricking a foreigner is almost like international travel.
Posted by m1kedat1ger
Dark side of moon
Member since Oct 2013
550 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:26 pm to
Nothing better than some good ole fashion misogyny on a Thursday afternoon.

Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by m1kedat1ger
Dark side of moon
Member since Oct 2013
550 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3505 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

most females hate other females yet they have no problem parading the ugo around...


Chicks only hate other chicks that they feel are good looking making them a threat.

Everyone loves an ugo/fatty because they usually have to be nice and/or funny as a survival mechanism.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:37 pm to
Women be shoppin!!!
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 1:02 pm to
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3967 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 1:07 pm to
Women check for two bulges on a man, crotch and back pocket. They can live with one being small, not both.

Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25789 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 1:19 pm to
90% of all women are sluts 75% of the time
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4583 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 1:23 pm to
geauxjudge, is that you?
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