re: Rude things the average person does?

Not knowing basic fricking elevator etiquette.

You wait for people to leave the elevator before you start barging into one.

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Not knowing basic fricking elevator etiquette.

You wait for people to leave the elevator before you start barging into one.

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Same exact rule applies to the metro. Drives me insane.

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-people who Cut line line like it’s normal.
-waiting in the parking isle to get a closer parking spot while 3 cars behind them are waiting

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not giving a "thank you wave" when you let someone merge in front of you.

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Add to these the people who pull up to a parking lot exit at the last second, while you have been waiting for a red light to turn green (sometimes several light cycles), and try to force their way into the traffic in front of you like it's their God given right.

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This and add people who drive for miles with the their blinker on. How the frick can you not notice the damn thing is on? I have literally never done this in my life.

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Almost always an old person or someone who is fricked up.

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This and add people who drive for miles with the their blinker on. How the frick can you not notice the damn thing is on? I have literally never done this in my life.

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This is almost always on the interstate and it isn't rude. Has no effect on me.

Seriously though, I was sitting in a quiet surgery waiting room and some numbnuts decided this would be a great time to FaceTime a friend. Loudly.

While this is not the “average” person it’s the type of thing that drives me crazy mad.

Was at work and about to get out the elevator when a couple that must weigh 900 lbs between the both of them just comes barging in not even letting me pass by them to exit.

Thought I was gonna get crushed by them for a second.

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Me: “Going to eat at (insert restaurant here), wanna come?”

Them (texting back on a smartphone): “where is that?” or “How do you get there?”

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My dad has had an iPhone for 7 years, and to this day he still asks for turn by turn directions when he wants to meet somewhere like a restaurant or some public place despite the fact that he has both Google Maps and a truck with navigation in it.

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People that wait for someone to load their groceries in the car so they can get their parking place.

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I was loading my bags from Target one time and actually had some a-hole honk his horn as if to say "hurry up" so he could get my parking spot. I calmly finished unloading my bags. Closed my trunk and decided I actually wanted to walk back into Target for some Starbucks. That guy was pissed

Dude beside me on a crowded plane was knuckle deep in his nostril just a foot or so from my face. After a few minutes I asked him to stop. He tried but couldn’t stop. His finger went straight to his nose. Finally I started coughing on him.