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Mud_Till_May
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Reasons not to call 911
1. Pastor taking too long on sermon.
2. Cant find keys.
3. Spell check not working.


225Tyga
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re: Reasons not to call 911
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Reasons to call 911


Opening this thread


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crispyUGA
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Member since Feb 2011
14985 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
I don't give a frick. The next time the fricking ice cream machine is down and I can't get a McFlurry, I'm going to call the damn police!


Hogwarts
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Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
15225 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
You have the Wuhan Fluhan.


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SportsGuyNOLA
LSU Fan
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
6561 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
Next time Popeyes drive thru tells me to ‘pull up- 15 min wait for spicy’, I’m dialing 9-1-1.


Splackavellie
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
5294 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
Someone stole my drugs.


OweO
LSU Fan
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
93984 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
When you start a new job and you ask your new coworkers what is the number to call IT and they tell you 99 11.. Be aware that is 9.. to dial out.. then 911.. And if you don't catch on an actually do dial 911, don't get embarrassed when the police has to come and check it out to confirm it was a mistake.. And then stay mad about it that you end up quitting at the end of the week.

This was done to a guy on a project I was, who worked in another department. This was about 10-12 years ago give or take a few years. I felt bad for the guy, but him getting embarrassed and pissed only made it funnier.


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CocomoLSU
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re: Reasons not to call 911
Being late for McDonalds breakfast.


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OweO
LSU Fan
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
93984 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
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Someone stole my drugs.


Seriously.. I have a cousin who is a drug addict (she has supposedly been clean the past 3 years, but sometimes here behavior is questionable, but not as questionable or obvious as it used to be.. but thats a different story).

She started using when she was dating this dude who was a bull rider. He got hooked on pain meds. He broke his back, when he started riding again he got kicked in the jaw by a bull and it broke, he had to have his mouth wired for awhile, etc.. I don't understand why people would ride bulls because the risk is much higher than the reward.. Anyway, he was bad off as well.

He ate all of his pills prescribed to him before the first week of a month supply. He calls his dr and tells them someone broke into his truck and stole them. They told him he needed a police report.. So this dumb arse calls 911 to say someone broke into his truck. The police said there was no evidence at all that someone broke in his truck and just stole his pain meds.

I was having a drink at the bar my cousin worked at when her boyfriend came in and was yelling and making this big scene about how the police wouldn't give him a police report and wanted to know if anyone could call someone to help him get a police report because he needed to get a new script for pain meds which only made him look like a desperate addict.


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kywildcatfanone
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Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
78361 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
America is devoid of common sense anymore.


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Wtodd
Missouri Fan
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
56923 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
Outta Big Macs
McDonalds stopped serving breakfast
Milkshake machine don’t work


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HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
38861 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
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Next time Popeyes drive thru tells me to ‘pull up- 15 min wait for spicy’, I’m dialing 9-1-1.


Don't pay for your food until they give it to you


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PsychTiger
USA Fan
Charleston
Member since Jul 2004
78812 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
You are in need of assistance, but you own a dog.


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tigafan4life
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2006
43910 posts

re: Reasons not to call 911
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Reasons not to call 911
if the perp is black...


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