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Rats! My local spa just ran out of caviar

Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:53 am
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78658 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:53 am
Apparently the new management company that acquired it isn’t up to snuff. Some con man with a record as long as my yacht partnered with some goon investors that have no clue about how to run this place. Ugh!

What happened to competency these days?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59344 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:54 am to
I love this whole bit, please continue to make threads
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:55 am to
i hope martini kicks your arse irl
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173696 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:57 am to
Same thing happened to me in Borneo last year, Paul. And to top it off...no hot towels. Of all things! The cabana boys weren’t prepared for the little jape Cosmo pulled, switching their Ruso Baltique with Belvedere. LOL!
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33894 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:00 am to
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:10 am to
quote:

caviar


I'll never get the appeal..

quote:

Some con man with a record as long as my yacht


8x11?? seems small
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:19 am to
well i hope the steam-room had plenty of dudes for you to suck
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78658 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:28 am to
Oh my, that sounds miserable!
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18878 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:32 am to
quote:

The cabana boys weren’t prepared for my little dick


There, Fixed it for you S!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132615 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:39 am to
Ha, was delightful seeing you spit out your martini when you tasted that vile Belvedere. Got you good old sport.
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18878 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Ha, was delightful seeing you spit out your martini when you tasted that vile Belvedere. Got you good old sport.


So, just have to ask, which one of the three of you guys plays the pivot man in the circle jerk?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:43 am to
i thought this was going to be about rats at a spa.
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18878 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:47 am to
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i thought this was going to be about rats at a spa.


The mammal you are looking for is gerbil, Alex I will take 100 for things gays may shove up their asses.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132615 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:49 am to
You wouldnt have the gumption to say that to my face you ne'er-do-well
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16587 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:50 am to
quote:

Rats! My local spa just ran out of caviar

I'd be more concerned about the Rats!
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18878 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:52 am to
quote:

You wouldnt have the gumption to say that to my face you ne'er-do-well





Sonic of your choice, 5PM today. Pack a snack you will need it.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78658 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:52 am to
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132615 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:54 am to
Sonic on Main Street in Aspen. I will make quick work of you and my driver will drop you off at the hospital.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:56 am to
First World Problem of the Day.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:57 am to
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I will make quick work of you and my driver will drop you off at the hospital.



Brutal but not savage
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