Rachel at cardholder services

she's been telling me that it's my final notification for about a year now. you can't get away from them. at least somebody calls me every day, though.

If you listen closely, some of the calls rattle off "press 1 to be taken off our list" really fast

The calls come in groups..not lately though. I have gotten a few text message that don't make any sense.
I have a bunch of numbers on ignore list on my phone.

Hold down the pound key and never answer again

You hit "1" to talk to the rep. When they answer, you begin asking if he/she is the one you get to frick in the arse. They will ask you to repeat, feigning the old misunderstood you routine. So, you repeat. This will end the call and get you off the list. It has literally worked every time. You can also tell them the person they called for died and you just got the number. That will get you X'd also.

After one too many calls from Rachel, instead of hanging up I stayed on the line and spoke to another person.

I listened to her spiel and when she was done I asked her if she shaved "down there".

She uttered a few select words and promptly hung up the phone.

Felt so good.