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Questionable Freshness of Dollar General Candy

Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:46 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73800 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:46 pm
Just bought a pack of Starbursts from Dollar General and spotted a movie ticket giveaway for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 inside.

Now ain't that some shite.
Posted by rpr4695
Member since May 2013
2132 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:47 pm to
Not as shite as this thread
Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4272 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:53 pm to
Sounds like Family Dollar tactics have crossed over to the Dollar General. I think you need to switch to Dollar Tree. Tightwad.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 9:53 pm to
Those aren’t Starbursts those are Starbust

Try their bef and lubster
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:09 pm to
I read a book once written by a Navy Seal I think and he ripped open a bag of M&Ms out of a MRE in 2004 or 2005 while in Afghanistan and said "Cool I can win a trip to the Olympics!" Another Seal asked which ones and it was for a trip to the Barcelona games in '92.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:14 pm to
I should've picked you for my 2018 celebrity death pool.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15818 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:14 pm to
Shelf Life Guide

Starburst – 2 – 3 years
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:15 pm to
How fresh does a chemical amalgam need to be?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73800 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:23 pm to
I need it to be the freshest best pleasure.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38333 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 12:32 am to
Reminds me of my favorite "yo momma" joke..

"Yo momma is so stupid, she calls for a price check at the Dollar Store".

That, and "Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu"
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 4/24/18 at 12:38 am to
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This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 1:21 pm
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