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re: Question for Tinder Experts

Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:49 am to
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20379 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:49 am to
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You have any pictures of you showing chicks dead animals? How bout your truck? You got a truck, boy?



No dead animals pics. Do you think I should add some? Also, no standing by the truck pics, maybe when my chrome truck nuts I ordered comes in.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:49 am to
quote:

I have no game. That's why I keep my body in tip top shape. I just say as little as possible and look pretty.
I hope this is a joke. Otherwise I feel sorry for you bro
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
65064 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:51 am to
It's legit. I watched this one girl on cam for awhile...she kept asking for my bank information for some reason though. Something about a Nigerian prince. I dunno, I was too busy whacking it
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84420 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:51 am to
I mean the app is for fricking and that's a pretty primal act. You're already showing off your sweet bod and the fact that you can protect her. I think you should show her you know how to kill things and can put food on the table. That's another primal instinct and I think it would resonate in her lady loins.

The truck would show you have transportation and at least have enough money to get way over your head in a loan to purchase said stupid truck.

I think you should do it.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 8:52 am
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20379 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:52 am to
quote:

I hope this is a joke. Otherwise I feel sorry for you bro



My game is the joke. FML
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58281 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:53 am to
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boosie what's the tinder field look like in Lafayette?
In BR, outside of the LSU college co-ed, I never knew most girls from the ages of 18-30 have 1,2, or 3 kids..... Because it seems every single tinder chick, who "wants a friend before a relationship" has a whole lot of kids.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43868 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:53 am to
On a related note, when the hell did these bots start spanning skype?
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:57 am to
quote:

I never knew most girls from the ages of 18-30 have 1,2, or 3 kids..... Because it seems every single tinder chick, who "wants a friend before a relationship" has a whole lot of kids.
this is the truth.They've all found Jesus and if you have a problem with them having kids. You should "swipe left".



Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98745 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:57 am to
I'm definitely gonna try boosie's theory and post a shirtless pic in front of my truck with some dead ducks at my feet.


I'll let you guys know how it turns out


I'll probably fark a DU, Costa, and saltlife logo onto the pic too
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20379 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:59 am to
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I'm definitely gonna try boosie's theory and post a shirtless pic in front of my truck with some dead ducks at my feet.



Oh damn! I didn't think about going with the combo pic. Panties will be exploding all over the internet.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58281 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:59 am to
A buddy of mine moved to NYC and said Tinder up there is like dropping a hook down and catching snapper. They are all out of work models and are smoking.
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
25031 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 8:59 am to
Which is hilarious considering single mothers are the horniest and easiest contingent out there.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:00 am to
Pictures of your truck,quad bike or boat will instantly get you game. Make sure to mention your height and that you are gold star member at golden coral. That'll get the single mom with two kids moist.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84420 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:00 am to
Max search radius is 100 miles so you can still get BR coeds from Lafayette. Can't get New Orleans, though. That's where it's at. Everytime I'm in BR for whatever reason, I pull it up just to get some swipes in on the New Orleans crop
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
58281 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:00 am to
quote:

I'll probably fark a DU, Costa, and saltlife logo onto the pic too

make sure the ducks are laid out on top of your yeti
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98745 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:00 am to
I heard it was like that in vegas too
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20379 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:02 am to
You guys have given me such good advice in this thread. I will make sure to invite you all to my wedding next year.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:04 am to
Vegas & Tinder? Sounds like a nasty combo.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43868 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:04 am to
quote:

I heard it was like that in vegas too


Back in Jan when it was the height of tourist season here in SXM. It was literally crazy. I came back to the island and had a week before class started and I hooked up with a 3 different tourists. One was French and OMG she gave the best bj but had a really nasty smelling vag.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98745 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:04 am to
I can stack the yeti's 4 high
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