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Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:46 am to TypoKnig
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Mitch Hedberg alive today with a twitter account would be internet gold.
You poor thing. You're missing out.
Let me introduce you to Leader of the Shark Party, Anthony Jeselnik...
Best of Anthony Jeselnik Tweets
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:48 am to Box Geauxrilla
It's very hard to quote most comics jokes because 75% of being a good stand-up comedian is your delivery. In the case of Mitch Hedberg it's even harder because it's 90% of what makes him a genius.
This post was edited on 6/15/18 at 9:49 am
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:51 am to Powerman
frick yes. 
Posted on 6/15/18 at 9:52 am to nola000
Jeselnik just tries to be offensive. Mitch Hedberg was just a brilliant observer making hilarious jokes about everyday things we take for granted.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:14 am to East Coast Band
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I'd like to reach out and shake her hand, but I'm not sure she has one and I might come across as cocky.
Look what I have m'fer. This thing is useful.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:27 am to Powerman
This is great news. The dude was fantastic.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:28 am to TH03
"Don't cheer when people drink liquor. Cheer when people take a vitamin."
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:29 am to TH03
quote:Good point. Unlike most comedians 99% of Hedberg's material was appropriate for all ages and funny for all ages as well. He squeezed as many good jokes into a set as possible.
Jeselnik just tries to be offensive. Mitch Hedberg was just a brilliant observer making hilarious jokes about everyday things we take for granted.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 10:48 am to beaverfever
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people will identify. If you draw American, people will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey, Mitch, does that sandwich have cheese on it?"
"...every now and then."
"...every now and then."
Posted on 6/15/18 at 11:34 am to TigerstuckinMS
I was at a casino, I was minding my own business. This guy came up and said: "You’re going to have to move. You’re blocking the fire exit."
It's as if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run.
If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
You can write that down, and put a dash in front of it, and put my name at the bottom. Dashed, but that’s all I want in life, to be dashed
-Mitch
It's as if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run.
If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
You can write that down, and put a dash in front of it, and put my name at the bottom. Dashed, but that’s all I want in life, to be dashed
-Mitch
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Posted on 6/15/18 at 11:49 am to Powerman
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 11:57 am to beaverfever
Yea he had pretty short jokes but they were brilliant in their simplicity.
An out of service escalator being temporarily stairs. That’s so simple of a concept but his delivery is hilarious.
An out of service escalator being temporarily stairs. That’s so simple of a concept but his delivery is hilarious.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:07 pm to TH03
I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,”Forget everything you know about slipcovers.” So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn’t know what the hell they were.
Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:07 pm to Sun God
Just fricking brilliant. 
Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:25 pm to TH03
There have been maybe 5 "celebrities" that have died I've legitimately been bummed about. Mitch was one
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Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:31 pm to Sun God
Tennis’s balls and pringles gets me every time
Posted on 6/15/18 at 12:44 pm to Itismemc
I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. And Pringles is a laid-back company -- they said, 'frick it. Cut 'em up.'
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