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Police investigating after box of human heads stolen from truck
Posted on 3/7/22 at 7:55 am
Posted on 3/7/22 at 7:55 am
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Someone broke in and stole a box containing human heads from a truck in Colorado last week, according to reports.
The strange theft took place between 2:30 p.m. Wednesday and 9:30 a.m. Thursday while the freight company truck was parked in Denver’s Central Park neighborhood, police said. The heads were being transported for medical research purposes, according to authorities.
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The blue and white box had a label that said "Exempt Human Specimen," police said, according to The Denver Post.
A dolly was also stolen and police did not say how many heads were in the box.
The cardboard box, which was about 20 x 15 x 18 inches, also had "Science Care" written on the sides, sources told FOX 31.
Science Care is a program for donating bodies for both scientific research and education, according to the station.
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Posted on 3/7/22 at 7:56 am to WPBTiger
Well, that’s one way to
Get ahead in life.
Get ahead in life.
This post was edited on 3/7/22 at 7:58 am
Posted on 3/7/22 at 7:57 am to WPBTiger
Posted on 3/7/22 at 7:58 am to WPBTiger
Someone didn't understand what "head shop" really meant.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:00 am to WPBTiger
why was there a box of human heads?
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:00 am to LSUBoo
Maybe now they can put their heads together and figure it out.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:00 am to WPBTiger
Porch pirate saw an opportunity in a truck and took it. Hope he shite his pants when he opened the box.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:01 am to Kentucker
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Hope he shite his pants when he opened the box.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:02 am to WPBTiger
Cooler heads will prevail
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:04 am to WPBTiger
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:04 am to WPBTiger
I'm gonna go ahead and say there are some terrible puns in here this morning.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:06 am to WPBTiger
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box of human heads stolen
I guess they will never be the major heads of a corporation
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:12 am to MorbidTheClown
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why was there a box of human heads?
They explain why about three sentences into the story.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:21 am to WPBTiger
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A man was waiting for his wife to give birth when the doctor came in and informed the new dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son had only a head! But the dad loved his son anyway, and raised him as well as he could, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son was old enough for his first drink. Dad took him to the bar and tearfully told the son he was proud of him. Then Dad ordered up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy took his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso popped out of the bottom of the son's head! The bar was deadly silent; then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons began chanting, "Take another drink!" The bartender stood still, shaking his head in amazement. Swoooop! Two arms popped out. The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, cried for his son to drink again. The patrons continued their chant: "Take another drink!" But the bartender turned his back at this point, ignoring the whole affair. By now the boy was getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reached down, grabbed his drink, and guzzled the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs popped out. By now the bar was in chaos, with the father on his knees, thanking God. The boy stood up on his new legs and stumbled to the left, then to the right, then right through the front door, and into the street, where a truck ran smack into him, killing him instantly. The bar fell silent. The father began to softly moan in grief. The bartender picked up the boy's empty glass, and began to clean it, muttering, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:22 am to tonydtigr
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I'm gonna go ahead and say there are some terrible puns in here this morning.
You know how many heads were stolen?
Sever-al.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:26 am to WPBTiger
It was me. I wanted to put them on pikes in my front field.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:27 am to WPBTiger
I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when the thieves open that box. 
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:32 am to Ezzard
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I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when the thieves open that box.
All the flies will be on the heads.
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:34 am to WPBTiger
Sounds like a job for
Posted on 3/7/22 at 8:35 am to TheFonz
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I wanted to put them on pikes in my front field.
Most people keep pikes in water
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