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Pokemon is raping people now
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:21 am
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:21 am
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The woman said she woke up to find a Pokemon on top of her in bed
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The woman says the Pokemon disappeared when she jumped out of bed - but says the Pokemon GO app on her phone could still detect the same virtual character's presence on her bed.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:23 am to Konkey Dong
Daily Mail, always breaking the real stories.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:24 am to Konkey Dong
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Police dismissed her claims and told her to seek psychiatric help
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Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:24 am to Konkey Dong
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quote: The woman said she woke up to find a Pokemon on top of her in bed
So that made 2 magikarps In the sack
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:27 am to fr33manator
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that made 2 magikarps In the sack
I am so glad this went over my head
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:29 am to Konkey Dong
I thought we were supposed to believe every woman in these cases.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:33 am to ksayetiger
The other day someone found a Kakuna in my bathroom.
I gave them a Kankussion.
Come to think of it, humans are supposed to breathe, right?
I may have killed them. With a hammer.

I gave them a Kankussion.
Come to think of it, humans are supposed to breathe, right?
I may have killed them. With a hammer.

This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 9:39 am
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:38 am to Konkey Dong
Baylor coaching staff is already at her front door...
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:40 am to Konkey Dong
I bet she didn't smell at all like vodka. Nope. Not at all like vodka.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:53 am to fr33manator
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The other day someone found a Kakuna in my bathroom.
I gave them a Kankussion.
Come to think of it, humans are supposed to breathe, right?
I may have killed them. With a hammer.

Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:58 am to Konkey Dong

This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 10:00 am
Posted on 8/11/16 at 10:18 am to Charlie Arglist
That will forever be the GOAT
Posted on 8/11/16 at 10:55 am to Konkey Dong
Probably had all of these in her
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:11 pm to Konkey Dong
Meanwhile, there's a rapist in a Pokemon costume running loose because no one believes the victims and his furry hands aren't leaving ligature marks. Shame, shame
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:13 pm to Konkey Dong
Thought it was an ekans, woke to find the BBC doin work.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:14 pm to ksayetiger
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that made 2 magikarps In the sack
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I am so glad this went over my head
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