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Pokemon is raping people now

Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:21 am
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2385 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:21 am
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The woman said she woke up to find a Pokemon on top of her in bed


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The woman says the Pokemon disappeared when she jumped out of bed - but says the Pokemon GO app on her phone could still detect the same virtual character's presence on her bed.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:23 am to
Daily Mail, always breaking the real stories.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:24 am to
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Police dismissed her claims and told her to seek psychiatric help


I 'd
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135027 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:24 am to
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quote: The woman said she woke up to find a Pokemon on top of her in bed



So that made 2 magikarps In the sack
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70468 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:27 am to
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that made 2 magikarps In the sack


I am so glad this went over my head
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45511 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:29 am to
I thought we were supposed to believe every woman in these cases.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135027 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:33 am to
The other day someone found a Kakuna in my bathroom.


I gave them a Kankussion.

Come to think of it, humans are supposed to breathe, right?


I may have killed them. With a hammer.

This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 9:39 am
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:38 am to
Baylor coaching staff is already at her front door...
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
2004 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:40 am to
I bet she didn't smell at all like vodka. Nope. Not at all like vodka.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:53 am to
quote:

The other day someone found a Kakuna in my bathroom.


I gave them a Kankussion.

Come to think of it, humans are supposed to breathe, right?


I may have killed them. With a hammer.


Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:58 am to
This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 10:00 am
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 10:15 am to

Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 10:18 am to



That will forever be the GOAT
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36656 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 10:55 am to


Probably had all of these in her
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:11 pm to
Meanwhile, there's a rapist in a Pokemon costume running loose because no one believes the victims and his furry hands aren't leaving ligature marks. Shame, shame
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45189 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:13 pm to
Thought it was an ekans, woke to find the BBC doin work.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 8/11/16 at 12:14 pm to
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that made 2 magikarps In the sack

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I am so glad this went over my head

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