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re: Pettiest reasons you have stopped seeing/dating a woman

Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:48 pm to
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Dated with a gal who was attractive,smart, Masters from Cal Berkeley, had a great six figure job with the Fed goverment, loved sex, loved to give BJs and wanted me to come in her mouth as she liked the taste of it.

But she was a bad drinker. When she drank she would get stupid drunk and keep drinking until she either got sick or passed out.

I'm gonna need that info, bruh
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:48 pm to
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still waiting for the reason you left her.... Did she try to kiss you directly after or something?

You listed this then the bad drinker. Just seeing how this tied into the reason..


He CLEARLY listed this as an asset since it is listed with all of the other positives.

YOU are a dense mother fricker.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
31088 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:48 pm to
She had a dick. It didn’t slow me down that night but I couldn’t continue to date her. I’m not gay.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:50 pm to
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I'd always tell her I don’t mind having to climb my woman.


Great line. Was she retarded?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:51 pm to
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I’d always tell her I don’t mind having to climb my woman.

Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:52 pm to
And YOU are a big pussy
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:52 pm to
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Great line. Was she retarded?




At that height, I promise she’s heard the climb thing a million times. Must’ve become her fetish if he always said it.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9637 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:53 pm to
I was in the same boat.... she wasn't going for her master's or anything but was smart.... her drinking got so bad (after we ended) she finally got committed (yes Looney bin) and may have gotten help... I'm not certain I cut all ties.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:53 pm to
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Great line. Was she retarded


She did lick a lot of doorknobs, but I just figured it was severe OCD
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:53 pm to
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fetish
hey...
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:55 pm to
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Don’t let the haters get to ya.

I dont, im just passing time at work. Waiting for the game to come on
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:56 pm to
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Evil Little Thing


How you doing, Buddy?

And btw, thanks for not following through with the restraining order. I didn't think I could stay away from you, but realized it WAS for the best.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 2:58 pm to
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And YOU are a big pussy



So? At least I'm not dense.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:00 pm to
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How you doing, Buddy?

Talk about dense...
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:00 pm to
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She did lick a lot of doorknobs


Willingness to lick a knob can outweigh some issues, no doubt.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:02 pm to
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And btw, thanks for not following through with the restraining order. I didn't think I could stay away from you, but realized it WAS for the best.


If you’re not stalking, you’re not trying women always eventually cave.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
11951 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:04 pm to
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Can't stand women who are consistently displeased with any form of customer service.


This.

On a 1st date once and she was super rude to the waitress. Made me very uncomfortable.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:06 pm to
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Refused to flush toilet after dumps or piss. (Never understood that)

Had a skin tag on cooter.

Wiped boogers on nearest object.

2 different chicks.


Who you would ever start seeing someone like this?

Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:07 pm to
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How you doing, Buddy?

Talk about dense...


How so, Badass?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:09 pm to
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