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Paul Blart lays down the law

Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:09 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35299 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:09 pm
amazing video of a fat mall cop vs. Navy Seal



This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 4:14 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:11 pm to
I thought this was a trailer for a new Paul Blart movie and I almost killed myself.
Posted by broadhead
Member since Oct 2014
2485 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:13 pm to
The mall cop has one hell of a gut but he was right. The first amendment doesn't apply to private property. If they want you to leave they can ask you to.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35299 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:14 pm to


Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
176065 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:14 pm to
can't believe i'm nearly 4 minutes in, i hate both of them.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35299 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

The first amendment doesn't apply to private property.


No one is disputing that. But this fat slob eavesdropped on a private conversation and decided to go all gung ho on this Christian.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

. But this fat slob eavesdropped on a private conversation


the guy is admitting he's just walking up to strangers though and start asking jesus shite, that's on the soliciting side imo.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35299 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

the guy


I thought you'd like his eyes.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
35765 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

the guy is admitting he's just walking up to strangers though and start asking jesus shite, that's on the soliciting side imo.


Bourbon street could use some mall security.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
37791 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:22 pm to
wow the seal is a fricking self righteous douche. I like how his military service automatically made him a Constitutional scholar.
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 4:24 pm
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
3153 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:23 pm to
The mall cop is the most intelligent person in that video.
Posted by fisherbm1112
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
6572 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:24 pm to
Both of these guys seem like grade a asshats.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
37791 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

The mall cop is the most intelligent person in that video.




For as retarded as he looked, he actually carried himself alright, imo.

I'm also calling BS on that camerman being a SEAL. No way that whiny pussy was a freaking SEAL.
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 4:26 pm
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:28 pm to
Guy gets asked to leave private property and he pulls the "this is America" card.

Douche.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
37791 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:28 pm to
The best/worst part was when the cameraman asks the security guard why HE doesn't leave

Girl is kind of a count too
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138170 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29496 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:32 pm to
Seal: sure.

Complete douche: most definitely.

Do I wanna punch the dumb bitch in the face: of course.



Posted by LigerFan
Member since Jan 2014
2836 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:33 pm to
All of them are retards...

Mall cop guy would have been much easier to like if he didn't whip out the cross and challenge this dude about his bible knowledge.

I when he said "Don't call me by my name"
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:37 pm to
Was hoping they would get into one of those fights where they knock each other out at the same time.
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20391 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 4:39 pm to
There's a lot of wrong on both sides of this interaction.

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