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re: On vacation with my two sisters, my gf, and two nieces
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:22 pm to CBLSU316
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:22 pm to CBLSU316
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used to could
This is the grammar of a very small child. Sorry for pointing it out, but if you are going to represent the "South" you need to try a bit harder.
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Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:22 pm to The Third Leg
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I dump in the AM, then shower. I dump in the PM, then shower. I use baby wipes in between.
There is no fricking way I could shite and get up without wiping my arse!!! I dont care if i am jumping right in the shower....i dont want to have to deal with all of that shite either with my hand or with the wash rag..... frick, the thought of that is nasty as frick!!!
now showering after you shite and wipe, im all about that.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:22 pm to djangochained
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and i bet you like the way it feels too
There was a time when the bidet was SOP.
Nothing better than a clean a-hole, my wife gives aggressively dirt BJs so it's gotta be clean down there.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:23 pm to The Third Leg
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my wife gives aggressively dirt BJs
I know what you mean
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:23 pm to StinkDog12
I said I use baby wipes in between. Poorly phrased.
I'll use one wipe pre-shower.
I'll use one wipe pre-shower.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:24 pm to StinkDog12
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I dont care if i am jumping right in the shower....i dont want to have to deal with all of that shite either with my hand or with the wash rag
I wasn't catching that there was NO toilet paper usage between the shitter and the shower.
If that is the case you are one sick frick...you just wipe out those dingleberries in the shower with your wash rag? What a nasty bastard.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:25 pm to The Third Leg
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I'll use one wipe pre-shower.
Nevermind then.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:25 pm to The Third Leg
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my wife gives aggressively dirt BJs so it's gotta be clean down there.
So your wife gives you rim jobs? Play on playa.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:27 pm to StinkDog12
quote:I once had a shite that was so messy, I gave up and got in the shower. It was pretty fricked-up. I was about to run out of TP, and didn't seem to be making any progress. Fortunately, I had a detachable shower head, which did the trick.
StinkDog12
This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:30 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
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I once had a shite that was so messy, I gave up and got in the shower. It was pretty fricked-up. I was about to run out of TP, and didn't seem to be making any progress. Fortunately, I had a detachable shower head, which did the trick.
This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:33 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
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once had a shite that was so messy, I gave up and got in the shower. It was pretty fricked-up. I was about to run out of TP, and didn't seem to be making any progress. Fortunately, I had a detachable shower head, which did the trick
T thefrick MI dude.
To the OP get up at five and shower or you will be sorry.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:35 pm to BamaHater
In Iowa City, random fall Sundays during the epic top 5 season of 2002, we had a pretty regular hostel going Friday-Sunday at a friends house downtown. Usually 15-20 heads crashing in a two bedroom house occupied by two sisters and a friend of mine.
An eclectic group, the TP would always vanish Sunday AM and someone would get stuck with a dirty arse as we'd sit outside laughing until they took a shower in disgust or wiped with one of their towels.
An eclectic group, the TP would always vanish Sunday AM and someone would get stuck with a dirty arse as we'd sit outside laughing until they took a shower in disgust or wiped with one of their towels.
This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:36 pm to toosleaux
An old friend of mine (now deceased) never married. His reply when he was asked why he didn't marry was always "hell, there's no way I could ever afford the toilet paper."
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:39 pm to JoePepitone
I must be the exception. I use a ton more than my wife. She's like a two-wipes and it is clean gal. Then again, not enough can be said about the high value of a shower after a dump. A couple wipes to clean it out, then hop in the shower and let it do the rest.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:41 pm to TU Rob
Does it smell like shite when you take her from behind?
I'm guessing yes. Or you've got bad allergies.
I'm guessing yes. Or you've got bad allergies.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:41 pm to toosleaux
We are just the cleaner of the two sex
This post was edited on 5/27/14 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:43 pm to jmcs68
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We are just the cleaner of the two sex
Girls are fricking disgusting
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:44 pm to toosleaux
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But my question is how in the frick do women use this much toilet paper?
I don't know I use myself. Usually when I shite it takes more than one wipe and clump them together cause I don't like to get any shite on my hands.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:46 pm to bencoleman
quote:Glad you enjoyed it.
T thefrick MI dude.
Posted on 5/27/14 at 4:48 pm to CaptainPanic
No we are not
At least I'm not. What kinda white trash you've been dating?
At least I'm not. What kinda white trash you've been dating?
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