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Ole lady is onto me

Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:20 pm
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2464 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:20 pm
“Is that your 6th drink tonight??!!!” No honey, it’s my 3rd!



Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25711 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:21 pm to
Go to sleep your drunk
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35375 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:21 pm to
You're so cool!
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6776 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

your


Uhhh...
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10011 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:22 pm to
I remember when I had my first beer.
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2464 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:24 pm to
I spelt nuthin rong eether didint eye?.
Posted by RaimondGPville
Body of Christ
Member since Nov 2020
341 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:42 pm to
1 Corinthians 6:9-11
9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

10
Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

11
And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.


I used to drink three bottles of champagne each night but God cleaned me up. There's hope for you.
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2464 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41457 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


But Jesus told the thief guy on the cross next to Him, that he'd be in paradise, too.
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2858 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 10:53 pm to
Ah, the ole spousal drink-check.

TBH, sometimes I appreciate it now. Nighttime buzzed me is pissy, but morning time non hungover me somewhat appreciates it.
Dont tell her that though...
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2464 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 11:00 pm to
Posted by Buck Nekkid
Denver Colorado
Member since Jan 2021
151 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 11:18 pm to
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Is that your 6th drink tonight?


Trick question
Posted by RaimondGPville
Body of Christ
Member since Nov 2020
341 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 11:28 pm to
The question is why? The man rebuked his evil partner, came to God (Jesus) with a contrite heart and asked Him to remember him. Jesus took compassion on the man because he believed Jesus was the Son of God and accepted him.

Now what you must do is repent from your sins, turn to Jesus and put your faith in Him
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2464 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 11:31 pm to
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 11:34 pm to
quote:

Is that your 6th drink tonight??


Well passed that. As long as the dick still gets wet it's a win.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

You're so cool!



He will be if he passes out outside.
Posted by RaimondGPville
Body of Christ
Member since Nov 2020
341 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 11:41 pm to
Isaiah 58:1
Cry aloud, spare not, lift up thy voice like a trumpet, and shew my people their transgression, and the house of Jacob their sins.

You need to repent
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41457 posts
Posted on 2/13/21 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

came to God (Jesus) with a contrite heart and asked Him to remember him. Jesus took compassion on the man because he believed Jesus was the Son of God and accepted him.


Exactly - so Jesus makes those decisions, not RaimondGPville.
Posted by RaimondGPville
Body of Christ
Member since Nov 2020
341 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 12:34 am to
But what did Jesus say? If you love me follow my commands.

The Bible says without righteousness none will see God

Get your life together or expect judgement and the Wrath of God abides upon you
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41457 posts
Posted on 2/14/21 at 12:49 am to
quote:

Get your life together


So you are assuming I don’t have my life together? Why? Cuz I post here?? (FYI - you post here too)

Jesus gave us two commandments - love God and each other. He forgave and healed people constantly. Forgiving seemed to be more important to Him. He forgave the thief on the cross at the last minute.

If we believe, we’re more than halfway there.
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