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re: "Oilfield Wife" decal on back of midsize SUV

Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:35 pm to
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6740 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:35 pm to
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And work 1/2 the year doing it.


Not going to lie, I slept till 9:30 this morning. Got up, made coffee and a nice breakfast, and sat out on the back porch enjoying the beautiful weather until about noon.

Back to the suck next week though. Will leave a light on for Jody.
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
8938 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:40 pm to
Wow Dusty, you must feel super proud of yourself. Better hurry up and get another funny in before mom tells you to go to bed.

Pathetic is that you are likely living with your divorced mom, and you are in your twenties listening to her get arse rape hammered by any man who buys her 2 happy hour martinis and decides...why not?

Hahahaha. I am likely so close to the truth with you that you are crying now. Just put the ear plugs in and remember that your clothes are going to be washed along with some mans cum rag tomorrow.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19433 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:41 pm to
That’s a lot of detail dude. Something tells me that’s a regular Tuesday night for you.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
10834 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:55 pm to
That's pretty detailed. ...is it your story or his?
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
8938 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 10:24 pm to
You two little bitches wouldn’t make it a day on a rig. FACT.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40525 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:38 pm to
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"Oilfield Wife" decal on back of midsize SUV



She's sending out the batjody signal.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40525 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:42 pm to
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Down To Frac




Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149519 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:43 pm to
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Wow Dusty, you must feel super proud of yourself. Better hurry up and get another funny in before mom tells you to go to bed.

Pathetic is that you are likely living with your divorced mom, and you are in your twenties listening to her get arse rape hammered by any man who buys her 2 happy hour martinis and decides...why not?

Hahahaha. I am likely so close to the truth with you that you are crying now. Just put the ear plugs in and remember that your clothes are going to be washed along with some mans cum rag tomorrow.

wow. someone on the internet just made you angry
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:48 pm to
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You two little bitches wouldn’t make it a day on a rig. FACT.


Looks like butthurt is back on the menu boys!

Don't get so upset at the internet, it screams insecurity. The oilfield worker jokes are a cornerstone of the OT in its current state.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37821 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:50 pm to
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You two little bitches wouldn’t make it a day on a rig. FACT.

I'm guessing there's a lot of arse-raping going on?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40525 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:51 pm to
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You two little bitches wouldn’t make it a day on a rig. FACT.



I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:52 pm to
You don't know the first thing about rig work! All you know is listening to your mom get pounded after a night out at Applebee's! Lord knows where dad is since he started drinking again and your whore of a sister is out on the town so all I can do is put in my ear plugs and cry!

What were we talking about?
This post was edited on 3/14/18 at 11:55 pm
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
8938 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:55 pm to
Not angry. Just get sick of people sneering at others that have a job and sacrifice for their families. It is like hard work and trying to succeed are scoffed at by people today. I have no problems with any man trying to provide for his family in any field or career.

I seriously doubt that the wisecrackers in this thread would say anything to a roughnecks face. But put them behind a keyboard and they become a super badass.

The oilfield is a tough place. A person can’t hide their weaknesses or laziness for long before they are found out and run off. It is a truly unique job environment in a world of quotas and PC hiring practices.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40525 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:57 pm to
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What were we talking about?



Which day is steak day?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149519 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:57 pm to
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Not angry.
you say this but then you say
quote:

Just get sick of people sneering at others that have a job and sacrifice for their families. It is like hard work and trying to succeed are scoffed at by people today. I have no problems with any man trying to provide for his family in any field or career.

I seriously doubt that the wisecrackers in this thread would say anything to a roughnecks face. But put them behind a keyboard and they become a super badass.

The oilfield is a tough place. A person can’t hide their weaknesses or laziness for long before they are found out and run off. It is a truly unique job environment in a world of quotas and PC hiring practices.
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
3979 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:58 pm to
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The oilfield is a tough place. A person can’t hide their weaknesses


Then you would think it would do a better job of preparing people for mean internet comments
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40525 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 11:59 pm to
Have you ever worked on a compound rig, laid down a derrick, actually used a cathead or thrown a chain?
This post was edited on 3/15/18 at 12:00 am
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
8938 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 12:01 am to
Chain? Do you even ST80?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40525 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 12:03 am to
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Chain? Do you even ST80?



You just made my point. I have to manage all you pussies who think rig life is hard now.

Greasing the slips and running the ST80 is not that hard. You're lucky if you get hands that know how to load a grease gun now.
This post was edited on 3/15/18 at 12:08 am
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19433 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 12:04 am to
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I seriously doubt that the wisecrackers in this thread would say anything to a roughnecks face. But put them behind a keyboard and they become a super badass.



Says the only baw "flexing" behind his keyboard lol
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