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re: Official... what is today? Wednesday? Official Wednesday 8/5 popcorn thread
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:34 pm to Deep Purple Haze
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:34 pm to Deep Purple Haze
If OP doesn’t hurry up I’m gonna need a snack
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Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:35 pm to LSUJML
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If OP doesn’t hurry up I’m gonna need a snack
I am cooking up tendies right now
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:41 pm to LSUJML
Life was pretty decent. I gave my newly re-married to wife a job at our family business as a stock manager and she moved up to bookkeeper/office manager.
One evening (I believe it was for my youngest daughter’s 21st birthday) my daughter heard My wife’s phone ringing. She saw her pull it out under the table and turn it off. It wasn’t an iPhone which is all I’ve ever bought for the family and office since they came out. My wife had a burner.
Again, unbeknownst to me, my three daughters started their little chat about it and the oldest rang me back in March and let me know that their mom had a burner phone and I needed to start paying attention.
Me, I am a prett soft hearted- trusting fool (obviously) and I bided my time until I saw it with my own eyes.
“Good morning beautiful!” Was the text I saw on this android phone I saw my wife using at 6:30 in the morning.
One evening (I believe it was for my youngest daughter’s 21st birthday) my daughter heard My wife’s phone ringing. She saw her pull it out under the table and turn it off. It wasn’t an iPhone which is all I’ve ever bought for the family and office since they came out. My wife had a burner.
Again, unbeknownst to me, my three daughters started their little chat about it and the oldest rang me back in March and let me know that their mom had a burner phone and I needed to start paying attention.
Me, I am a prett soft hearted- trusting fool (obviously) and I bided my time until I saw it with my own eyes.
“Good morning beautiful!” Was the text I saw on this android phone I saw my wife using at 6:30 in the morning.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:43 pm to DLauw
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“Good morning beautiful!” Was the text I saw on this android phone I saw my wife using at 6:30 in the morning.
Damn Androids
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:44 pm to DLauw
How old are you?
How long were y’all married the 2nd time?
Sounds like kids are now older, do they have anything to do with her?
How long were y’all married the 2nd time?
Sounds like kids are now older, do they have anything to do with her?
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:50 pm to bad93ex
Of course, I blew the frick up. “What the frick is this shite?”
She made excuses and outlandish explanations. I accused her of cheating (again). She told me that she had just been “talking”.m to this guy and that he was an old friend. She burned me once really bad so now I was wide awake and just listening to the things she said and trying to my best to put two and two together.
I decided it best (because obviously, I’m a dumbass) to just wait and watch and , of course, do a little spying. I came up with nothing concrete that I could hold against her.
She made excuses and outlandish explanations. I accused her of cheating (again). She told me that she had just been “talking”.m to this guy and that he was an old friend. She burned me once really bad so now I was wide awake and just listening to the things she said and trying to my best to put two and two together.
I decided it best (because obviously, I’m a dumbass) to just wait and watch and , of course, do a little spying. I came up with nothing concrete that I could hold against her.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:51 pm to DLauw
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She made excuses and outlandish explanations.
Exactly how many golf balls could she pull through a garden hose?
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:54 pm to DLauw
frick THIS CHAPTER BOOK bullshite
SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE
SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:55 pm to DLauw
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I decided it best (because obviously, I’m a dumbass) to just wait and watch and , of course, do a little spying. I came up with nothing concrete that I could hold against her.
She left you & your kids for a meth head & went to jail
She then guilts you into taking her back, marrying her & giving her a job
She’s using a burner phone that receives texts stating she’s beautiful
You think you have nothing to hold against her?
ETA
You need to grow a pair & man up
Seriously wake the frick up
This post was edited on 8/5/20 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:57 pm to LSUJML
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You need to grow a pair & man up
Seriously wake the frick up
This all happened 20 years ago
Posted on 8/5/20 at 11:58 pm to bad93ex
What’s the point of a story from 20 years ago?
I’m going to bed
I’m going to bed
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:05 am to LSUJML
I’m still here D.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:06 am to LSUJML
She told me she threw the phone out of the window and that she was sorry and done with it.
Present day:
Last week, my wife fell asleep on the sofa while she watching a movie with me and my boy. I watched the movie and decided not to wake her and went to bed. Sometime in the middle of the night/early morning I heard a ding and saw a light under the the covers.
It was her burner phone that she claimed not to have anymore. There was no passcode on the phone and I opened it up and read as much as I could stand of her correspondences with someone. There were many “I love you’s”, “I can’t wait to be with you forever’s” and “ I can’t wait to you again”
I could only stomach reading back a few weeks.
Again, at six in the morning, I blew the frick up and asked her “what the frick?!?!” She started trying to deny it but then quickly realized she wasn’t getting away wit it this time.
This was a day before she was leaving for Napa with my youngest daughter and a bunch of friends. I told her to go one her trip and we would talk when she got back.
She got back from Napa yesterday and I told her we needed to go to a public place and have a talk about how we are going to plan for the future. How we would split the equity in the house, what vehicle she would get to keep, how the divorce was going to go etc.
Present day:
Last week, my wife fell asleep on the sofa while she watching a movie with me and my boy. I watched the movie and decided not to wake her and went to bed. Sometime in the middle of the night/early morning I heard a ding and saw a light under the the covers.
It was her burner phone that she claimed not to have anymore. There was no passcode on the phone and I opened it up and read as much as I could stand of her correspondences with someone. There were many “I love you’s”, “I can’t wait to be with you forever’s” and “ I can’t wait to you again”
I could only stomach reading back a few weeks.
Again, at six in the morning, I blew the frick up and asked her “what the frick?!?!” She started trying to deny it but then quickly realized she wasn’t getting away wit it this time.
This was a day before she was leaving for Napa with my youngest daughter and a bunch of friends. I told her to go one her trip and we would talk when she got back.
She got back from Napa yesterday and I told her we needed to go to a public place and have a talk about how we are going to plan for the future. How we would split the equity in the house, what vehicle she would get to keep, how the divorce was going to go etc.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:08 am to DLauw
You can use legalzoom for $500.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:08 am to DLauw
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She got back from Napa yesterday and I told her we needed to go to a public place and have a talk about how we are going to plan for the future. How we would split the equity in the house, what vehicle she would get to keep, how the divorce was going to go etc.
So you still haven't separated.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:17 am to LSUJML
When I got home from work tonight, she had decided that she wasn’t going to any dinner with me to talk. We could “talk” right here in “our own house”.
I walked away. I went to her truck and dig around in all the ridiculous LV bags. I found the phone, the extra se of keys to her vehicle and all the credit cards and removed/hid them.
That went over real well and she lost it. She demanded the burner phone back , as well as the credit cards and the keys to the Gladiator. She followed me around all evening talking mean shite trying to provoke me to do something physical. I kept my cool pretty weell despite her abusive words.
I finally gave in and grabbed the burner from its hiding spot and smashed it on the counter a few times. It’s good, broke and beaten and I also (because of the begging of my adult children) gave her back the keys to the Gladiator. I’m pretty sure this dumb bitch found some sidekick that cooks/supplies meth.
I walked away. I went to her truck and dig around in all the ridiculous LV bags. I found the phone, the extra se of keys to her vehicle and all the credit cards and removed/hid them.
That went over real well and she lost it. She demanded the burner phone back , as well as the credit cards and the keys to the Gladiator. She followed me around all evening talking mean shite trying to provoke me to do something physical. I kept my cool pretty weell despite her abusive words.
I finally gave in and grabbed the burner from its hiding spot and smashed it on the counter a few times. It’s good, broke and beaten and I also (because of the begging of my adult children) gave her back the keys to the Gladiator. I’m pretty sure this dumb bitch found some sidekick that cooks/supplies meth.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:18 am to DLauw
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I’m pretty sure this dumb bitch found some sidekick that cooks/supplies meth.
You're the sidekick
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:21 am to bad93ex
So! Here I sit on the back porch drinking my Wellers, smoking menthols (that I had quit), and watching the bonfire that is all her shite.
Happy 6th of August everyone, go frick yourselves :)
Happy 6th of August everyone, go frick yourselves :)
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:22 am to DLauw
I will now take some of your questions.
Posted on 8/6/20 at 12:22 am to DLauw
You fricked up by not canceling credit cards & having her shite boxed up while she was gone
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