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re: Official Thread: Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:30 am to
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:30 am to
What if this plane leaves out of the hangar in the jungle, drove by aliens, and heads towards the US but is shot down and crashes into ocean? Do we all win bitcoins
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95512 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Did I miss anything?


Cockpit crew got into an argument over what constitutes "evidence" - Chicken pushed a button and *poof* - no more MH370 - like it never happened.

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69997 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:31 am to
I am in the camp that plane had a mechanical failure and crashed. I believe it is sse of Vietnam.

Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15246 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:31 am to
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So the choices are (in no particular order):
EMP and resultant crash
Aliens
Hijacking, it went bad & resultant crash
Shot down (Malaysian AF top choice)
Twilight Zone time warping/multi-dimensional thingy
Mechanical failure along with TOTAL electrical, communication failure & resultant crash
Stuck in cloaking device mode & it either landed somewhere or resultant crash but you can't see it
Never took off but crashed anyway

Did I miss anything?


Goddammit if were putting aliens as an option I want zombie apocalypse on there too. if were are going bat shite crazy let's go all the way.
Posted by geauxscott
Member since Nov 2007
942 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:32 am to
quote:

Cockpit crew got into an argument over what constitutes "evidence" - Chicken pushed a button and *poof* - no more MH370 - like it never happened.


awesome!!!
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109102 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:32 am to
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What if this plane leaves out of the hangar in the jungle, drove by alien terrorists, and heads towards the US in stealth mode to crash into the San Andreas fault, but is shot down and crashes into ocean? Do we all win bitcoins


fify
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:33 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Goddammit if were putting aliens as an option I want zombie apocalypse on there too. if were are going bat shite crazy let's go all the way.

That's why I asked if I missed anything!! Everyone is entitled to go batshite on this
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:34 am to
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Cockpit crew got into an argument over what constitutes "evidence" - Chicken pushed a button and *poof* - no more MH370 - like it never happened

I know I'm fairly new here but I did not know Chicken had THAT kind of authority
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:36 am to
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The CIA/intelligence would have SOMETHING if this were the case.


And you think they would share this info with the media?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109102 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:37 am to
Chicken is so pimp he brought the fried carcasses of his family members to one of the first TD tailgates.



The box may have said Popeyes, but we knew.
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
1524 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:38 am to
Doc Brown and Marty McFly took it back to 1955
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95512 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:38 am to
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I know I'm fairly new here but I did not know Chicken had THAT kind of authority


He warned them - he said, "Alright you sonsabitches, this isn't going to go on all the way to Beijing."

They never listen.


Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:39 am to
quote:

So the choices are (in no particular order):
EMP and resultant crash
Aliens
Hijacking, it went bad & resultant crash
Shot down (Malaysian AF top choice)
Twilight Zone time warping/multi-dimensional thingy
Mechanical failure along with TOTAL electrical, communication failure & resultant crash
Stuck in cloaking device mode & it either landed somewhere or resultant crash but you can't see it
Never took off but crashed anyway
It got "Chickened"
Never was a plane & other True Detective stuff
Zombies and resultant crash

I updated the list....anything else?
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:42 am to
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anything else?


Flew off into space trying to catch up to this guy
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95512 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:42 am to
quote:

I updated the list....anything else?


Incredibly realistic Lost 2 promotion?
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12500 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:43 am to
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I updated the list....anything else?

Chinese passengers ate everything with chopsticks really fast.
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:44 am to
quote:

I updated the list....anything else?


It's in Carcosa now.
Posted by Camo Tiger 337
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2014
2102 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:49 am to
I would read all this myself but way too much, what's going on here for so much replies? Any news updates on this? Haven't been watching the news lately

Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61721 posts
Posted on 3/12/14 at 11:49 am to
Just a bunch of BS
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