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Posted on 12/5/22 at 6:11 pm to
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24839 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 6:11 pm to
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I bought the strongest dog barking stop devices i could find on the internet


Link please. Every morning at 0530 I have a neighbor with a barking dog, and I’ve had enough.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64205 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 7:47 pm to
Why would alcoholism trick someone into thinking they were having a heart attack?
Posted by turkish
Member since Aug 2016
1786 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 8:29 pm to
College dorm. Next door neighbors were 2 SEC scholarship defensive linemen (1 got a contract in the NFL). Every morning of the fall semester at 4:30 am their alarm would go off. Their alarm was Big Tymers “Still Fly.” It would rattle the cinder block walls thru the first verse until they got up and turned it off. Every. Single. Morning. I never worked up the courage to ask them to do something else about an alarm clock.
This post was edited on 12/5/22 at 8:30 pm
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21025 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 9:32 pm to
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Hubbabubba's neighbor from hell thread
I know it's old but if I may offer some advice...

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She demanded I hire a crew to cut back limbs over her house from an estimated 140 year old oak tree that bisects our property line. She got pissed when I told her she's responsible for her side and I'm responsible for mine. So she waited until I was gone on vacation and hired a tree trimmer who cut all the way back to the property line huge limbs, some as large as 36" in circumference. I should have sued her and the tree trimmer for endangering the health of the tree.


You told her to handle her side...


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I can handle anything, but my sweet wife is the kindest person on the planet. She hosts a Bible study group, volunteers and fund raises for every charity imaginable and I don't believe I've ever even heard her fart.

Not to be trusted
This post was edited on 12/5/22 at 9:35 pm
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19257 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 9:34 pm to

I share an alley with a psychopath who screamed through a closed, blinded window he wishes I was dead.

Lots of thoughts of ways to destroy him ran through my mind, then I followed some advice from Proverbs and chose to deescalate the situation. He's still a psychopath but for now things have calmed down.
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3007 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 9:40 pm to
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there was a house in Memphis owned by Prince Mongo...always felt bad for his neighbors.



Hope they didn't have any horses.

Posted by D844
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
1442 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 10:41 pm to
Originally, my place was a duplex. I live on one side and rent out the other. There was a dude living next door when I bought it. That dude eventually turned into a lady one Halloween and never went back. Eventually he/she had a he/she friend and random dudes started knocking on my door like they were charging hourly rates. I kicked them out and they left dildos and ceilings hooks for a pillory. Needless to say they didn’t take the eviction well.
Posted by lesserof2weevils
In my own mind
Member since Oct 2011
775 posts
Posted on 12/6/22 at 12:08 am to
Rented a shotgun uptown when we were in school. The house next door was about 2 ft away. A very severely mentally disabled girl lived there and screamed like some kind of mortally wounded animal at all hours. It was sad, her mom was really sweet but good lord it was enough to give you nightmares. We didn’t stay there long.
This post was edited on 12/6/22 at 12:26 am
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