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re: nevermind
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:00 am to lsupride87
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:00 am to lsupride87
A lineman has no chance, i work with animals? Lineman is pussy compared to chimpanzee
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Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:02 am to The Baker
The chimps. Easily.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:03 am to tiggerthetooth
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Really? Chimps arent that big, so the 5 linemen, easily.
A chimp has the strength of 5 men.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:04 am to lsupride87
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Im fricking retarded because I know 5 humans weighing 1500 lbs that are roughly 2-3x stronger would crush 3 chimps weighing 350 lbs?
Yes you are. The OL outweigh them that’s it though. You are severely underestimating the softness of these OL. They are not natural killers like chimps. They have no emotional factors playing into this. They will just take your wrist and twist it off then eat it and laugh. A human being really is not capable of that brutality.That’s a huge factor. They would be scared shitless after one of their fingers was bitten off and it’s over
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:05 am to Howyouluhdat
In no way is a chimp twisting off a lineman’s arm
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:07 am to lsupride87
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In no way is a chimp twisting off a lineman’s arm
True
They target the face and the genitals. That’s as much a reason they’d win, as any.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:12 am to lsupride87
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In no way is a chimp twisting off a lineman’s arm
I didn’t say they would but they could easily bite it to pieces until it’s down to bone. A human is done at that point
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:14 am to The Baker
The linemen have the advantage in size, numbers, intelligence and probably raw strength. Wild chimps, however, have nightmarish ferocity and are much better equipped to tear flesh with their hands and teeth.
The only way the linemen have a chance is if they go in 100% prepared to kill the chimps at all costs and have zero regard for dying or being disfigured. In that case, I will take the linemen.
ETA: Another thing to consider is, what are the linemen wearing? Are they completely naked? Are they wearing shoes that will make it easier to kick or stomp a chimp in the face? Shorts or pants of some kind to help protect the genitals?
The only way the linemen have a chance is if they go in 100% prepared to kill the chimps at all costs and have zero regard for dying or being disfigured. In that case, I will take the linemen.
ETA: Another thing to consider is, what are the linemen wearing? Are they completely naked? Are they wearing shoes that will make it easier to kick or stomp a chimp in the face? Shorts or pants of some kind to help protect the genitals?
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 9:22 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:23 am to lsupride87
Here is a gif of a chimp fighting a normal size man
Please, show me where he shows the strength of 5 MEN AND RIPS HIS ARMS OFF!!!!
And people slowly exit thread stage left, as they downvote in shame on their way out.....
Please, show me where he shows the strength of 5 MEN AND RIPS HIS ARMS OFF!!!!
And people slowly exit thread stage left, as they downvote in shame on their way out.....
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 9:25 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:30 am to lsupride87
That chimp is playing with him and he’s still struggling
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:31 am to Howyouluhdat
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That chimp is playing with him
That chimp was fricking infuriated. Its just tough on him because he is still outweiged by that normal size man by abour 80 lbs and giving up about 2.5 feet in height as well......
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:32 am to lsupride87
LINK
Here’s a link where a chimp rips a guy’s foot clean off. Point is if they want to kill you they can easily. The chimp in your video is obviously playing around while the others watch
Here’s a link where a chimp rips a guy’s foot clean off. Point is if they want to kill you they can easily. The chimp in your video is obviously playing around while the others watch
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 9:34 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:33 am to lsupride87
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In no way is a chimp twisting off a lineman’s arm
What a fricking moronic statement.
A chimp literally has the strength to pull a human arm off. It wouldn't even take all of their strength.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:33 am to Zap Rowsdower
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It seems like there’s been a slight obsession on this board for a couple of years now with chimps and this hypothetical chimp fighting club. What started it? What was chimp thread 0?
Joe Rogan
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:35 am to Crazy Diamond
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A chimp literally has the strength to pull a human arm off
No, it doesnt. A chimp is roughly 1.5 times stronger than the average human (which would make it far weaker than a college lineman)
This isnt remotely close to being strong enough to pull a fricking arm off
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So keeping this in mind, a team of US researchers dug deeper into the wealth of research conducted between 1923 and 2014 and came to the conclusion that a more accurate interpretation of the data is that while chimpanzees are consistently stronger, they are on average only about 1.5 times stronger than us.
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Plugging the data into a computer simulation suggested such differences could result in muscles that were 1.35 times stronger than ours, coming pretty close to the team's estimate based on the literature.
LINK
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 9:37 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:36 am to Howyouluhdat
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in your video is obviously playing around
How convenient of you
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:39 am to lsupride87
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No, it doesnt
Chimps are known for pulling body parts off of humans when they attack.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:43 am to KiwiHead
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Do not frick with a mature male chimp. They are faster than us humans and they couple that with strength
Is that right Jimmy Snyder? You willing to bet your career on that?
If chimps were so awesome:
1) Why are they an endangered species?
2) Why would are they fine with us locking them up in zoos?
3) Why would they agree to public humiliation and degradation (us dressing them up like little people, circuses)?
4) Why wouldn't they put up any sort of fight against poachers?
5) Why do they only maul and maim 70 year old skinny white ladies?
Chimps are nothing special. Kellen Winslow had a thing for old white ladies too but he's no unicorn in the octagon. You really never hear of chimp throwing a beat down on anyone who could really give them a fight like a college kid who plays intramural rugby. It's always some 90 pound white lady or some 80 year old man that they go to town on.
The only advantage that the chimps have is they don't abide by the gentlemen's code. They have no sense of honor or fairness. They fight dirty, can use their feet, and are 2x stronger than a soyboy.
Barbara Bush < Chimpanzee
Larry David < Chimpanzee
Prime Kimbo Slice > Chimpanzee
24 year old Ndamukong Suh > Chimpanzee
Prime Bruce Lee > Chimpanzee
Even Table Throw Lady likely would score a W against a chimp.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:44 am to lsupride87
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If one of those lineman wanted to absolutely massacre a woman they could as well.
Could he also bite off her hands and eat her face off while on Xanax?
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 9:56 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 9:45 am to redstick13
quote:Easily, yes
Could he also bite off her hands and eat her face off while in Xanax?
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On May 26, 2012, Rudy Eugene, attacked and maimed Ronald Poppo, a homeless man, on the MacArthur Causeway in Miami, Florida, making headlines worldwide. During the 18-minute filmed encounter, Eugene accused Poppo of stealing his Bible, beat him unconscious, removed Poppo's pants, and bit off most of Poppo's face above the beard (including his left eye), leaving him blind in both eyes.[
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Poppo was admitted to Jackson Memorial Hospital in critical condition, with 75–80% of his face above the beard missing and his left eye gouged out. He underwent facial reconstruction surgeries that took months to complete, but he remained permanently disfigured and blind.
Humans are so underestimated by some of this board. Its strange
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 9:47 am
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