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Naked man asks for directions on Antique Alley
Posted on 7/25/17 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 7/25/17 at 9:20 pm
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A Choudrant man is facing an obscenity charge after an incident on Trenton Street on July 18.
According to an arrest report for Jesse Green, 22, Aswell Street, the victim filed an indecent behavior report on the day of the incident stating a white man exposed himself in the 300 block of Trenton Street.
The victim told officers the man pulled up beside her in a gray truck and asked for directions. She said she gave the directions, and the man said he could not hear her and asked her to come to his vehicle to provide the instructions.
When she approached the vehicle, she saw the man was completely undressed and masturbating in front of her, the affidavit states. She then took note of the truck's license plate, which she provided to police along with a description of the vehicle.
The victim identified Green from a photo line-up provided by police during the investigation.
Green reported to the WMPD for an interview on July 24 and was arrested after the interview. He said he did not remember anything from the day of the incident.

A Choudrant man is facing an obscenity charge after an incident on Trenton Street on July 18.
According to an arrest report for Jesse Green, 22, Aswell Street, the victim filed an indecent behavior report on the day of the incident stating a white man exposed himself in the 300 block of Trenton Street.
The victim told officers the man pulled up beside her in a gray truck and asked for directions. She said she gave the directions, and the man said he could not hear her and asked her to come to his vehicle to provide the instructions.
When she approached the vehicle, she saw the man was completely undressed and masturbating in front of her, the affidavit states. She then took note of the truck's license plate, which she provided to police along with a description of the vehicle.
The victim identified Green from a photo line-up provided by police during the investigation.
Green reported to the WMPD for an interview on July 24 and was arrested after the interview. He said he did not remember anything from the day of the incident.

Posted on 7/25/17 at 9:22 pm to DavidTheGnome
That same thing happened to an old girlfriend of mine at Hammond Aire in maybe 1999. I never got the whole "look at me wanking it" fetish some of these weirdos have.
This post was edited on 7/25/17 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 7/25/17 at 9:22 pm to DavidTheGnome
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asked her to come to his vehicle to provide the instructions.
When she approached the vehicle,
probably not on the way to a MENSA get together
Posted on 7/25/17 at 9:25 pm to DavidTheGnome
Apparently this is a very common practice amongst this kind. As I read the article, had serious dejavu.
Nola Link
Nola Link
Posted on 7/25/17 at 9:27 pm to jdeval1
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I never got the whole "look at me wanking it" fetish some of these weirdos have.
It works 2 out of 10 times. Totally worth it.
Posted on 7/25/17 at 9:28 pm to Btrtigerfan
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It works 2 out of 10 times. Totally worth it.
Posted on 7/25/17 at 9:49 pm to jdeval1
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I never got the whole "look at me wanking it" fetish some of these weirdos have.
I don't get it either. "Hey, I'm going to wack my pud. Will you sit right there and watch me and the stupid faces I make?"
Louis CK is allegedly one of those weirdos according to Roseanne Barr and some other ladies he's worked with.
Posted on 7/25/17 at 10:32 pm to DavidTheGnome
He also been arrested for carnal knowledge. So he is a repete offender
Posted on 7/25/17 at 10:35 pm to LSUgolf
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So he is a repete offender
up.down.up.down.up.down.squirt.squirt.squirt.squirt.
Posted on 7/25/17 at 10:41 pm to jdeval1
quote:Yep. Happened to my first wife there, as well.
That same thing happened to an old girlfriend of mine at Hammond Aire in maybe 1999.
I'd love to say she just laughed at the guy but she was shocked speechless. To this day if she's in the car, I'm not allowed to get a burrito supreme at that Taco Bell.
Posted on 7/25/17 at 10:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
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The victim identified Green from a photo line-up provided by police during the investigation
They should have also asked her to pick his schlong out of a lineup, just for the hell of it.
This post was edited on 7/25/17 at 10:56 pm
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