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Naked female intruder eats canned pineapples in Florida woman's house

Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:00 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:00 pm
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A Florida woman was shocked last week when she was confronted with a naked intruder in her house -- eating pineapple.

Mary Hamilton, 63, told deputies she went inside the St. Augustine home on Oct. 5 because “the door was open for me to come inside,” St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office told News4Jax.


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After the homeowner discovered the nude intruder eating canned pineapple, she retreated to her car and called police.

Hamilton reportedly went inside the home, seized a shirt that belonged to the homeowner’s son and consumed some leftovers from the refrigerator, deputies said.


Posted by Post It Bandit
Member since Mar 2008
3143 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:01 pm to
Florida Board
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20668 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:03 pm to


Is that the infamous Paige? I notice she hasn't been around lately
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:04 pm to
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Florida


Extraneous information.
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:05 pm to
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Is that the infamous Paige? I notice she hasn't been around lately



Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:06 pm to
I know we hear about people doing crazy shite a lot more because of social media, but seriously. Does it seem like there is a rise in people doing crazy shite? Whether it is someone riding around shooting people are a woman walking into other people's houses, butt arse naked eating canned pineapples.

Just all the crazy shite you hear. Like the Hollywood dude doing shite like beating off in potted plants in front of women.. Is it actually normal to do crazy fricked up shite?
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
69246 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:11 pm to
She has a "was that wrong" look on her face
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:12 pm to
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seized a shirt that belonged to the homeowner’s son


Carpe shirtum!
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:17 pm to
Was adding "canned pineapple" to my grocery list until I saw the pics.....I'll stick with peaches.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6321 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:26 pm to
I had high hopes when I clicked on this thread.
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