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re: My neighbor looks like the love child between Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd.

Posted on 8/30/21 at 7:19 pm to
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5392 posts
Posted on 8/30/21 at 7:19 pm to
I got a buddy whose kid looks exactly like a younger and smaller donkeylips from "Salute Your Shorts."

In 4 years this kid will be an exact replica of donkeylips. It's uncanny. He doesn't have a lisp though.

The other buddy I mentioned it to can't look at the kid now even though he is his football coach.

I'm a dick, I know. Looks just like him though.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6825 posts
Posted on 8/30/21 at 7:19 pm to
I don't believe you
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 8/30/21 at 7:23 pm to
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Why do you care what he looks like? You trying to frick him


He sits around all day natty light light and bitching about politics. I got pics where he pissed on himself and is casually talking to me like nothing is abnormal.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46869 posts
Posted on 8/30/21 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

My neighbor looks like Porky Pig


Invite him over and ask him to sit on the grill.
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3815 posts
Posted on 8/30/21 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

He's fricking your wife


Yeah and I look more like a cross between Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam. Elmer and Porky is just redundant…
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 8/30/21 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

ever told him that?


No…she just graduated high school back in May.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6071 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:31 pm to
Man, hold up! What town are you in? Do you live by that inbred overall-wearing Craig too?????
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:36 pm to
50% Man
50% Pig
0% Pics
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6720 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:37 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/1/21 at 8:39 pm
Posted by CC
Galveztown
Member since Feb 2004
15182 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:38 pm to
He carries a shotgun and doesn’t wear pants?
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
9028 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:51 pm to
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, OR you could just keep your mouth shut, mind your own fricking business and be glad you have a good neighbor and not let him know he has a shitty one.


Wisdom... pass it on to the next generation.
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8689 posts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 9:42 pm to
Mind your own business. Be thankful he's a good neighbor and leave it at that.
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