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My 2 year old just pooped in the resort pool
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:36 pm
With my GoPro Hero I was filming her frolick in the shallow end of the pool when suddenly I noticed something floating in front of my camera. It was a small poop nugget. I quickly looked around and noticed more...and the pool was packed.
So I quickly grabbed as many poop nuggets as I could find and discretely told my wife to get our kid out of the pool. I threw away the nuggets and took my child to the room to change the diaper.
In my silent panic I'm not sure if I grabbed all the pool nugs. There may be more floating around.
Should I call the front desk and tell them what happened (which may result in a Caddyshack cleaning of the pool which would ruin people's vacation) or should I just keep quiet?
For all I know there could be a Code Red occurring at the pool right now. I'm a little apprehensive to go back down there for a while.
So I quickly grabbed as many poop nuggets as I could find and discretely told my wife to get our kid out of the pool. I threw away the nuggets and took my child to the room to change the diaper.
In my silent panic I'm not sure if I grabbed all the pool nugs. There may be more floating around.
Should I call the front desk and tell them what happened (which may result in a Caddyshack cleaning of the pool which would ruin people's vacation) or should I just keep quiet?
For all I know there could be a Code Red occurring at the pool right now. I'm a little apprehensive to go back down there for a while.
This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:37 pm to mizzoukills
So your daughter gave hotel residents Zika. Great job, killz.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:37 pm to mizzoukills
video or it didnt' happen.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:37 pm to mizzoukills
Never heard of swim diapers?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:38 pm to mizzoukills
Oh dear god, you have children?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:38 pm to mizzoukills
For some reason I can't stop laughing
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:38 pm to mizzoukills
quote:yes. It isn't the first time.
Should I call the front desk and tell them what happened
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:38 pm to LSU Tiger Jason
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Oh dear god, you have children?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:38 pm to mizzoukills
Go back down and blame on someone else's kid.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to mizzoukills
What kind of person takes a shite in the hotel pool? Your daughter sounds trashy. 
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to mizzoukills
It's just a little E Coli that your daughter have to a bunch of strangers. What's the worse that could happen?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to mizzoukills
This is why we can't have nice things
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to mizzoukills
I hate the fact that you reproduced
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:39 pm to LSU Tiger Jason
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LSU Tiger Jason
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Member since Nov 2005
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Oh dear god, you have children?
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:40 pm to Yat27
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What kind of person takes a shite in the hotel pool?
2 year olds. Try to keep up.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:40 pm to mizzoukills
Sounds like a poopy day
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:40 pm to mizzoukills
You should spank your daughter to teach her that is wrong.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 12:41 pm to TheAlmightySmash
Yes she was wearing a swim dipe. She just filled it up without us knowing of course until some nugs popped out into the pool.
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