re: Most lewd sounding name town in every state

Not lewd but Hooterville for Petticoat Junction was awesome for its time.

Arkansas Toad Suck or Bald Knob is more lewd than Weiner imo

Regarding Dry Prong, LA - Years ago I was sending a few computers to a guy. After giving me the address to ship them, I asked "how the hell did they come up with that name?" He said it was from a creek that ran threw the town. During a drought, the creek dried up and it was referred to as a dry prong.

Living just to the south of this area I was going to call BS on Horneytown. Dang, taking wife there this weekend. Lol

I've traveled every road in this here land...

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If you’ve got Dry Wood, there’s Lubers,
Bangor, Butternuts, Climax,
If Bonesteel’s in your Goshen Hole,
You should really just relax,
Your Dickshooter’s Rough and Ready,
For her Sugar Bunker, Butts,
Miccosukee, Maybe Ballplay,
Down in Felchville, aw that’s nuts,
So come on down to Comertown,
Humptulips in Mary’s Igloo,
Or if you’ve got other Kinklers,
Honaunau-Napoopoo,
Boody, Dick, in Pee Pee Township,
Short Pump up to Floyd’s Knobs barn,
If your Bigbone gets your Brohard,
Sugar Tit, just use your arm,
Well there’s Cummings and there’s goings,
Yeah there Effingham to do it,
Splunge Essex in Cozy Corner,
Ramtown Three Way, now you Bluit,
Better watch your Keister Meister,
You’ll end up in Swallow Hill,
Virgin up in Blue Ball Village,
Cooter Down to old Felchville,
Find your Dry Prong a Woonsocket,
There’s a bunch in Beaver City,
Intercourse in Wanker’s Corner,
Sweet Lips Spread Eagle look Pretty,
I apologize to you all,
For my bawdy bold demeanor,
I’ve been all across this land,
I’ve seen a Hooker Cooter Weiner

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There is a city Georgia named Cumming.

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Also a Climax, GA