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Mia Khalifa reveals she needs surgery on her breast after hockey puck slammed into chest

Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:08 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:08 am
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Porn star turned sports presenter Mia Khalifa is undergoing surgery after her left boob was left “deflated” after being struck by a hockey puck.

The 25-year-old was watching a Capitals playoff game when the 6-ounce puck smashed into her chest.

And the Caps and West Ham fan has revealed she has to go under the knife at the start of next year to fix her breast.


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“I grabbed my chest and I didn’t want to let go, because I felt like if I did let go blood was going to be everywhere.

“I got to take it home, it was the single greatest souvenir any hockey fan can get: a game-used puck that comes at you and hits you.

“They’re really heavy, it’s pure rubber, they go at about 80 mph. My left breast is slightly deflated now and I will be getting it fixed next year.”
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:10 am to
Attention whore
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:10 am to
Damn she's ugly
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:10 am to
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Mia Khalifa reveals she needs surgery on her breast after hockey puck slammed into chest

that's not the real reason...
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:10 am to
Whoever cropped that photo did a terrible job.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139474 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:10 am to
The OT has truly got nothing noteworthy to discuss.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15353 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:12 am to
Damn the hockey puck now has AIDS.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110965 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:12 am to
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The OT has truly got nothing noteworthy to discuss.


I mean there IS a four page thread about some dude's broken shower handle.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24215 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:16 am to
I don't know fake boobs well, but how is it partially leaked? Are they all not one single large ladder? So as if there is a hole, the entire thing would leak out? I've never seen one that consists of multiple membranes?

I gotta hand it to her, she does well to keep herself in the 'news' like the kardashians and she has done well to take her OT5 natural looks and make herself considerably better.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:18 am to
I mean, she’s not the hottest thing ever, but she ain’t ugly.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:20 am to
quote:

And the Caps and West Ham fan has revealed she has to go under the knife at the start of next year to fix her breast.


Makes perfect sense. I'm hemorrhaging from my jugular vein , I'll just wait till football season is over to fix it.
Posted by JPLIII
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:21 am to
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Damn she's ugly


Overrated, but def not ugly baw.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:21 am to
Could have hit her in the nose so maybe could have fixed that.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:22 am to
she will be filming a new genre of squirter flicks
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:24 am to
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20015 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:26 am to
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I will be getting it fixed next year.”



Can't be that big of a deal if you can wait months to do something about it.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:34 am to
Nasty
Posted by LaBR4
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Posted by thejudge
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:43 am to
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Attention whore


Arent they all?

She could actually take over for most of the chick sports people. She genuinely knows quite a bit about them.

Better that half I'd assume of the talking head women they stick in front of a camera
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