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re: Merging lanes...which driver are you?

Posted on 3/22/16 at 6:47 pm to
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 6:47 pm to
The only benefit of merging at the very last merge point is if you are trying to avoid blocking something upstream. On the interstate, the only example of this would be an on ramp. Otherwise it just makes the bottle neck downstream worse because of the stopping it creates rather than a continuous flow. Dicks like to justify their actions in this case by claiming they are using all of the roadway capacity, but if you are somewhere that the queue doesnt back up to block any sort of intersection or driveway (arterial) or ramp (interstate), its a bad excuse. Youll see this a lot of times for lane closures in rural areas.

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This particular merge is right after an intersection at greenwell springs and central thruway extension. Blocking the merge lane causes traffic to block the intersection.


In this case, I rule that the drivers utilizing the merging lane til the very end were correct and that people who were blocking the lane can go frick themselves.
This post was edited on 3/22/16 at 6:50 pm
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19944 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

assholes that try not to let people in that merge at the end


assholes like you?

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/display.aspx?sp=55935924&s=4&p=55935256

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I merge when the car in front of me merges...but block any assholes that try to pass

Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33492 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:13 pm to
Its not a merging lane, its an acceleration lane so you can merge.

Baton Rouge drivers need to stay in that lane until they speed the frick up enough. No one should merge on the interstate doing 20 or less like dumbass baton rouge drivers.






Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
15139 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:24 pm to
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Merging with 110 off the MRB is so aggravating that I just cut through the hood.


The problem with this stretch is that there is very little warning that the right lane is exit only until you get near the turn, then you get a bunch of panicked truckers that have to stop because nobody will let them merge in. Also, see the above - you'll get the plant baws gunning it down the right lane and merge in the stripes after the lane is officially an exit.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
15139 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:26 pm to
This isn't an on-ramp scenario - the Greenwell Springs is where 2 lanes traveling east merge down to 1.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171952 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:26 pm to
Zipper merge FTW. Any other way is retarded.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:30 pm to
You have 3 options when you encounter a merging lane...

1) speed up

2) slow down

3) change lanes



Posted by mctiger1985
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
3695 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:31 pm to
Going to florida from airline is another one. The lane extends well past the redlight yet people will stop as soon as the lanes meet.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26094 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:32 pm to
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Its not a merging lane, its an acceleration lane so you can merge.

You dumbshit. Did you even read the post? We are talking about merging into one lane not entering onto the interstate dumbdick.
Posted by ZBeaux10
Prairieville
Member since Jul 2015
602 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:48 pm to
What I can't stand is people driving down a right turning lane then trying to cut everyone off to get into the left turning lane. This happens every day at the Seigen exit and it's a real dick move. If you are turning left, get in that lane and wait.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69489 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:52 pm to
I'm not letting someone past the merge point you dumbass
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
44877 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:52 pm to
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Waiting until the end to merge is a DICK move and slows everyone down. Don't fool yourself into thinking its some sort


Actually, it's the proper and most efficient way for 2 lanes to merge. It's called a zip merge and if everyone would wait until the lanes meet then take turns letting 1 car in it would be quick and seamless.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86398 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:52 pm to
Zipper merging is a fallacy.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65026 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:56 pm to
I always block that shite up. Double lane it for the win
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69489 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:56 pm to
th 10/110/wash exit has to be one of the worst engineered traffic designs in the country. Major interstate narrows into one lane entering a city
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33492 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 8:03 pm to
Same principle dickhead, find and opening and merge. It's only hard for stupid shits like you.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26094 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 8:21 pm to
Do you even understand what we are talking about? Damn it should be illegal for democrats to post here.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69489 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 8:27 pm to
Doubtful team gun is a democrat

And man that is a low blow...play nice stick to dumbass, idiot, moron
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79035 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 8:36 pm to
We have that on I-10. Eff trying to go from three lanes to two in rush hour traffic. I just get on one exit later.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 8:46 pm to
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Everyone would move through the merge faster if they used both lanes up until the merge.


This is obviously correct - make the maximum use of pavement available.

The problem is that there are doofuses who merge early because they think it is "nice" and then get mad when someone shows them it was a bad idea.
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