re: Men of OT, have you ever turned down your SO/girlfriend for relations?

Yep

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Men of OT, have you ever turned down your SO/girlfriend for relations?

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unfortunately, yes

As a married man i have to take it when i can get it. I haven't turned down sex in a really long time

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I had a woman at work today tell me that she was trying to sexercise with her husband last night

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Did she say "sexercise" or was this a jvilletiger25 addition to the story?

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Did she say "sexercise" or was this a jvilletiger25 addition to the story?

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She said romance.

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Yes after she takes a dump.... and no I am not joking

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Ewww.

Only once have i been presented with the dilemma of turning down relations. It was that fateful night I went to Taco Bell with the roommates, expecting a night of staying in and drinking to watch the game. I ordered 4 different burritos and gorged myself with Fire sauce, burritos, and beer for several hours. As I prepared to go to bed at 1 AM, I received a booty call from the SO, begging to come over. I allowed it, expecting sweet love-making to end my night. But it was not fated to be so.

She got to my place and I initiated the act. Everything was splendid until I felt a rumbling in my lower region of a magnitude I had never felt before. Sheer terror struck me as I pulled myself away from my woman and flew to the toilet. As I pulled off my boxers (all that was left), the hot flaming lava of Hell erupted out of me, burning my anus, and destroying my once clean toilet. I hung on for dear life as the lava eruption became a steady flow of hot oil, sliding out of me continuously. As seconds became minutes, I prayed for my life, and accepted my fate. I had no control over my bowels, and would not be able to perform the act.

Sadly, I stayed in the bathroom so long that my woman lost interest and fell asleep. What seemed like hours later, I emerged from the noxious fumes of my punishment, weary from my battle with the devil. I reached my bed slowly and lay down in peace, but sadness. The sweet relief of sleep clutched at me, pulling me into its deepest depths. That night I truly needed my rest.

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Btw, that seems like a pretty shady, out of line discussion with a coworker, especially of the opposite sex. IMO.

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Her husband cheated on her, like my wife did me. They're trying to work it out, so I have been basically being a marriage counselor for them. She overreacts a lot, and I give her a man's perspective to try and calm her down. Idk. I'm just trying to use my situation to help others. I probably shouldn't have brought their business here, but I was totally blown away at the thought of turning your wife down for sex. I just wanted to see if it was more common than I thought.

I have. Its fun as shite to turn the table on them.

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LSUBoo

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Clearly Rex forgot to log out of your account, baw