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McDonalds Fries May Cure Baldness

Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:02 pm
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21082 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:02 pm
Or something like that.

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Japanese scientists may have discovered a cure for baldness—and it lies within a chemical used to make McDonald’s fries.

A stem cell research team from Yokohama National University used a “simple” method to regrow hair on mice by using dimethylpolysiloxane, the silicone added to McDonald’s fries to stop cooking oil from frothing.


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Preliminary tests indicated that the groundbreaking method was likely to be just as successful when transferred to human skin cells.



Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:03 pm to
400 pounds with a head full of hair.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159092 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:03 pm to
"Will you have hair with that?"
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106119 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:04 pm to
The troubling takeaway is that McDonalds fries contain silicon.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:05 pm to
I've been shaving my head for over 20 years. I'm not sure I'd go back if it were an option. I'm so used to the low maintenance.
This post was edited on 2/5/18 at 12:07 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69585 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:05 pm to
I don’t eat fast food anymore but when I was younger...

Crispy BK fries > soggy McDs fries
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21082 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:06 pm to
Agreed. I never really saw the allure of McDonalds fries.

Wendy’s fries with a frosty was always a good combo.
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
62446 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:07 pm to
So are you supposed to eat the fries or rub them on your head?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96257 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

I've been shaving my head for over 20 years. I'm not sure I'd go back if it were an option. I'm so used to the low maintenance.


10 years for me, my chrome by choice brother. I'm right there with you.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69585 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:08 pm to
Grab two burgers from McDonalds and an apple pie ... drive next door to BK and get a large fry.

#FAT #gainz
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:10 pm to
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silicone added to McDonald’s fries


Gross.

Remember that person who traveled around the country with a 4 year-old quarter pounder meal and it hadn't rotted or anything?

It's all preservatives.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:10 pm to
Supposed to stick your head in the fryer as they are cooking for best results.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21082 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:12 pm to
But then you’ll be fat and bald.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:14 pm to

If they keep going, they will discover what I already know. The McRib makes you 2" longer.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21082 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:15 pm to
“String, did you get your work done today?”

“No. I spent the afternoon commenting on my Tigerdroppings thread about McDonalds French fries to keep it on top of the other guy’s thread.”
Posted by LSU Delts
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2625 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

400 pounds with a head full of hair.


Wrong!!!!

It's tree fiddy.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76782 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:21 pm to
makes sense. i eat their fries and still have most of my hair
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:28 pm to
Fries is one of the worst foods you can eat.. If you are willing to eat as many fries as it probably takes to cure baldness, it would be a race between your heart exploding and whether or not it will cure your baldness.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6314 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:31 pm to
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regrow hair on mice by using dimethylpolysiloxane


You eat the fries and your hair grows back, but you'll lose it again from the chemo when this shite inevitably gives you cancer.
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
15104 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 12:31 pm to
What if it was 2 day old fries...... the grossest.
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