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re: Maxim Cover Girl Contest NSFW

Posted on 9/7/19 at 5:12 pm to
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 5:12 pm to


Looks like Jason Bateman has been in the weight room.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16906 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 5:16 pm to
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Why do fat chicks get fake boobs?


Because they probably had small boobs..
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 5:23 pm to
Nurse is a woman who hates women
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19509 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 5:48 pm to


Wow, she looks like a hot Kim Kardashian.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74584 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 6:03 pm to
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Why do fat chicks get fake boobs? It makes zero sense.


You’ve never seen a fat chick with tiny titties?

It’s literally the worst fate for a fat chick. They only have two things going for them as far attractive qualities:

1. Reputation for giving the best blowjobs.
2. Big ole titties

So when a fat girl doesn’t have big titties, well I’d say she’s screwed but that’s her problem. She can’t get screwed. That’s why they have to go get them some bolt-on titties.
Posted by Sayre
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Nov 2011
5754 posts
Posted on 9/7/19 at 9:39 pm to
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I would give her maxim penetration.


Lets see how she rides a mile, six inches at a time.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
55457 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 8:47 am to
It is only a matter of time before Maxim gets "woke" and picks either a fatty or a tranny.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 8:58 am to
This is what happens when you start putting fat chicks on magazine covers
Posted by TigerBalsagna
tRedStick
Member since Jan 2015
958 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 9:08 am to
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Lets see how she rides a mile, six inches at a time


Or five, but wutevs.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 9:09 am to





Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59344 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 9:10 am to
I had no clue Maxim magazine was even still in print
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 9:35 am to
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quote:

I’m hittin everything in your unedited op.
Including the hen?

ESPECIALLY the hen.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 9:39 am to
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Not Maxim material for sure. But she’s definitely a legitimate WYHI candidate.

Not legit at all. Cute with giant tits? I'm in.
Posted by Jyrdis
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Member since Aug 2015
13532 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 9:42 am to
This is a classic case of people telling someone how beautiful they are and them really thinking it.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 1:42 pm to
Meet Kara..



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From her profile...

quote:

I am 33, a mom of two amazing kids. Cash 7 and Addison 10. I do hair for a living. Moms and women in their 30s don’t get enough recognition


Meets OT stereotypes of hair dressers to a t


Cheree

quote:

Born & raised in Utah (not Mormon) by the most bad arse family of bikers (not cyclists). Smart, Funny as all Hell (not looking). It me, Ree

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Leaving the sponge like that in the sink drives me nuts


Alexxis...the hot chick in my original post

quote:

Always going somewhere. Deep soul/Young spirit. Opposite of vegan. Witty. Dork with a corporate job. Teach me something new. Anthropologist.



Now she could be a Maxim chick...
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Posted by Breadstick Gun
Freeport, FL
Member since Apr 2009
10453 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 1:52 pm to
That’s my friend’s sister. Worked with her in Alaska. Family has good genes
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 1:54 pm to
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That’s my friend’s sister.



Alexxis?

She is gorgeous and should be the type of woman submitting an entry into this contest.

Some of these other women are just a wee bit delusional

Either that or they are hoping just having their pics on the site to vote on will give them some sort of exposure.
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
117563 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:06 pm to
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Either that or they are hoping just having their pics on the site to vote on will give them some sort of exposure.
Is Maxim one of those SJW magazines like Sports Illustrated where all manner of obesity and ugliness is passed off as beautiful?
Posted by htran90
BC
Member since Dec 2012
32407 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 3:03 pm to
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Meet Kara..



Kara needs to meet a vacuum and "how to do laundry" 101.

quote:

Cheree



I imagine Cheree to have a bull nose ring or whatever
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
37456 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 3:38 pm to
What do we have here, a hometown hottie?
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