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re: Married attorney unveils her life as a prostitute

Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by CajunMexican
Geismar
Member since Oct 2017
103 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:47 pm to
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quote:
The best I did, I made $55,000 in three weeks.” ...

A busy day for Sears means 10 to 15 clients


The only Sears in the country with numbers this good



deltaland... that's some funny shite right there.
Posted by Cali-to-Death Valley
SF Bay Area
Member since Dec 2004
785 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:48 pm to
Many years ago we arrested a prostitute. As we were booking her into jail she said "You know what the difference between me and your wives is.....I frick for cold hard cash, your wives frick for major appliances"....She was kinda right.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72374 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:48 pm to
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That is only sound logic to a retarded person. So it makes sense you think it.




Your petty insult tells me I struck a nerve.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40545 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:49 pm to
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the city she grew p in. Bloomfield Iowa is basically an Amish town


Explains her earnings. She's working the highly desirable Amish fetish category.
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:49 pm to
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Drake Law School


That explains quite a bit.

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“You can say, 'No sex without a condom.' You can say, 'No sex until we’re married.' But you can’t say, 'No sex until you pay me'?


One of these things is not like the other.

quote:

“The best I did, I made $55,000 in three weeks.”


Only a woman could brag about making $55,000 in three weeks then in the same breath complain she's being judged and oppressed.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49480 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:50 pm to
Wonder what she charged for anal
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:50 pm to
She’s going to regret going public with this in the future.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:51 pm to
That wasn't an insult. You post isn't logical whatsoever.

You aren't good at this, Darth.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14569 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:54 pm to
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Married attorney unveils her life as a prostitute


In other news, fire is hot.
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:55 pm to
This will probably help their business for a short while but yeahhh I see some ethics issues with the Iowa Bar in her future.

Also, it looks like she and her husband have their own little firm. So he does all the work and she just stays home s'n on some D (that's a legal term).

An enterprising individual could probably check out Backpage or Craigslist in Des Moines and find her...
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:55 pm to
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You aren't good at this, Darth.



This is when he start cursing and hurling personal insults at you

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104452 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 2:55 pm to
NB4 all attornies are whores.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
18924 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:00 pm to
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I see some ethics issues with the Iowa Bar in her future.


What would the ethics issue be? She isn't breaking any laws or being dishonest. The only problem I would see is if one of her legal clients was also one of her johns
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5659 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:04 pm to
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Remind you of someone else


I am sitting in line to pick my kid up from school and just spit water all over my steering wheel from laughing. Thanks a lot.
This post was edited on 9/5/19 at 4:18 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72374 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:06 pm to
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That wasn't an insult.


Calling someone a retard is generally considered meant to be insulting. But you know that.

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You post isn't logical whatsoever.


Yeah it was quite logical. But for you to admit as much means you’d have to acknowledge the fact you’d sell your dignity and allow your wife to become a prostitute.

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You aren't good at this, Darth.



Wrong again.

Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:06 pm to
I'm 100% speculating, but I would assume since prostitution is illegal in Iowa that although her conduct is occurring in a place where it is legal, she's still in violation of Iowa law - the jurisdiction where she's barred.

Man this sounds like a fricking law school exam question. You're making me have PTSD flashbacks
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
90720 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:10 pm to
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He kinda looks like texag


exactly what I was thinking.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:10 pm to
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Calling someone a retard is generally considered meant to be insulting. But you know that.


Not if it's true.

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Yeah it was quite logical. But for you to admit as much means you’d have to acknowledge the fact you’d sell your dignity and allow your wife to become a prostitute.


Again, this isn't logical whatsoever unless you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what logical means.

You would have to be an absolute moron to think that is logical so if the shoe fits...

Just stop while you're behind, Darth. This is sad.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72374 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:11 pm to
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I'm 100% speculating, but I would assume since prostitution is illegal in Iowa that although her conduct is occurring in a place where it is legal, she's still in violation of Iowa law - the jurisdiction where she's barred.



That’s a great question. How does she list her income on her tax return I wonder?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72374 posts
Posted on 9/5/19 at 3:12 pm to
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TH03


Calm down, son. It will be alright. No need to get mad and start calling names.
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