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Man volunteers for double-blind DWI study on Airline

Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:29 am
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23579 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:29 am


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A Baton Rouge man suspected of DWI reached speeds of more than 100 mph as he fled police on Airline Highway early Saturday before eventually crashing into a patrol car and then a fence, according to the Baton Rouge Police Department. 

Carl Duke, 61, showed obvious signs of alcohol impairment when he was finally apprehended  by officers just after 12:30 a.m. Saturday, according to his arrest report. 



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Duke was later booked into Parish Prison on counts of DWI, speeding, aggravated flight from an officer, resisting an officer and criminal damage to property. It was not immediately clear why Duke had two eye patches for his mug shot. 
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77688 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:30 am to
Looks more like a double chin study.
This post was edited on 7/22/19 at 9:39 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:31 am to
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reached speeds of more than 100 mph


will need that fuel money savings for an attorney
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:31 am to
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It was not immediately clear why Duke had two eye patches for his mug shot. 



Mace?

Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20386 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:31 am to
One of the other stations reported that he claimed he had 7 prior eye surgeries and that was why he couldn’t take the DWI test after the wreck. It appears they took the old drunk bastard to the hospital and he got some eye patches out of the deal.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:32 am to
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Looks like a double chin study.


Spit out my coffee reading this!
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24340 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:33 am to
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It was not immediately clear why Duke had two eye patches for his mug shot.


If he wrecked the car and had either the air bag or fragments of the windshield hit him in the eyes, that's why.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:33 am to
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Looks like a triple chin study.


FIFY
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76773 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:34 am to
Duke later turned off Airline Highway near Costco and pulled into a grassy lot, but then turned around to head back toward Airline Highway, where he nearly hit two police units and crashed into a third

Duke continue to drive on, though, until he crashed into a fence on a road just off Airline Highway.


gotta admire his commitment.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53964 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:35 am to
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Carl Duke, 61, showed obvious signs of alcohol impairment when he was finally apprehended  by officers just after 12:30 a.m. Saturday, according to his arrest repo


Surprised he didn't leave the bar with any arse
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77688 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:35 am to
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Duke later turned off Airline Highway near Costco and pulled into a grassy lot, but then turned around to head back toward Airline Highway, where he nearly hit two police units and crashed into a third

Duke continue to drive on, though, until he crashed into a fence on a road just off Airline Highway.


gotta admire his commitment.


At least WE can see that he's no quitter.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
89374 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:35 am to
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It was not immediately clear why Duke had two eye patches for his mug shot. 



This is one of those sentences you never expect to read, but it's just amazing
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:36 am to
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At least WE can see that he's no quitter.

ouch! no need to blind side the poor bastard!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76773 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:38 am to
if he was wearing those eye patches during the whole chase. THAT would be impressive !
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:40 am to
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if he was wearing those eye patches during the whole chase. THAT would be impressive !


hell yeah! instead of a DUI they should have given him a trophy
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106046 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:42 am to
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Duke later turned off Airline Highway near Costco and pulled into a grassy lot


Add defacing a historic landmark to the charges.
Posted by rattlebucket
SELA
Member since Feb 2009
12954 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:52 am to
Dude caught that heat spray in eyes. Must’ve resisted then got protected and served bigly.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:57 am to
That’s Fr33
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 10:00 am to
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That’s Fr33


nah, he's a single patch guy, I think
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 7/22/19 at 10:04 am to
He's just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm.
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