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Man volunteers for double-blind DWI study on Airline
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:29 am
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:29 am
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A Baton Rouge man suspected of DWI reached speeds of more than 100 mph as he fled police on Airline Highway early Saturday before eventually crashing into a patrol car and then a fence, according to the Baton Rouge Police Department.
Carl Duke, 61, showed obvious signs of alcohol impairment when he was finally apprehended by officers just after 12:30 a.m. Saturday, according to his arrest report.
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Duke was later booked into Parish Prison on counts of DWI, speeding, aggravated flight from an officer, resisting an officer and criminal damage to property. It was not immediately clear why Duke had two eye patches for his mug shot.
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:30 am to Ingeniero
Looks more like a double chin study.
This post was edited on 7/22/19 at 9:39 am
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:31 am to Ingeniero
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reached speeds of more than 100 mph
will need that fuel money savings for an attorney
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:31 am to Ingeniero
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It was not immediately clear why Duke had two eye patches for his mug shot.
Mace?
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:31 am to Ingeniero
One of the other stations reported that he claimed he had 7 prior eye surgeries and that was why he couldn’t take the DWI test after the wreck. It appears they took the old drunk bastard to the hospital and he got some eye patches out of the deal.
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:32 am to LCA131
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Looks like a double chin study.
Spit out my coffee reading this!
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:33 am to Ingeniero
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It was not immediately clear why Duke had two eye patches for his mug shot.
If he wrecked the car and had either the air bag or fragments of the windshield hit him in the eyes, that's why.
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:33 am to LCA131
quote:FIFY
Looks like a triple chin study.
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:34 am to Ingeniero
Duke later turned off Airline Highway near Costco and pulled into a grassy lot, but then turned around to head back toward Airline Highway, where he nearly hit two police units and crashed into a third
Duke continue to drive on, though, until he crashed into a fence on a road just off Airline Highway.
gotta admire his commitment.
Duke continue to drive on, though, until he crashed into a fence on a road just off Airline Highway.
gotta admire his commitment.
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:35 am to Ingeniero
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Carl Duke, 61, showed obvious signs of alcohol impairment when he was finally apprehended by officers just after 12:30 a.m. Saturday, according to his arrest repo
Surprised he didn't leave the bar with any arse
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:35 am to MorbidTheClown
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Duke later turned off Airline Highway near Costco and pulled into a grassy lot, but then turned around to head back toward Airline Highway, where he nearly hit two police units and crashed into a third
Duke continue to drive on, though, until he crashed into a fence on a road just off Airline Highway.
gotta admire his commitment.
At least WE can see that he's no quitter.
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:35 am to Ingeniero
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It was not immediately clear why Duke had two eye patches for his mug shot.
This is one of those sentences you never expect to read, but it's just amazing
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:36 am to LCA131
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At least WE can see that he's no quitter.
ouch! no need to blind side the poor bastard!
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:38 am to LNCHBOX
if he was wearing those eye patches during the whole chase. THAT would be impressive !
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:40 am to MorbidTheClown
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if he was wearing those eye patches during the whole chase. THAT would be impressive !
hell yeah! instead of a DUI they should have given him a trophy
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:42 am to MorbidTheClown
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Duke later turned off Airline Highway near Costco and pulled into a grassy lot
Add defacing a historic landmark to the charges.
Posted on 7/22/19 at 9:52 am to TheCaterpillar
Dude caught that heat spray in eyes. Must’ve resisted then got protected and served bigly.
Posted on 7/22/19 at 10:00 am to Tyga Woods
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That’s Fr33
nah, he's a single patch guy, I think
Posted on 7/22/19 at 10:04 am to Ingeniero
He's just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm.
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