Man says metal cup removed from anus was put there by muggers

Dude you find some weird shite

don't muggers usually take stuff not leave it?

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Ahhh if it had been a mug it would have been perfect.

At least he was original and didn't say he "slipped" in the shower and fell on the conditioner bottle.

I didn't mug him, I'm just tired of the panhandlers.

Many years ago I was working in a hospital ER and a guy came in complaining of abdominal pain. We asked him all of the usual questions about what he had eaten recently, any similar problems in the past, anything he could think of that might explain his condition, and so forth. Nothing sounded out of the ordinary and he had no clue what could be causing his issue. We shot an xray and could very clearly see the words Coca Cola in the shot. Turns out he had a 16 oz coke bottle in his colon and had "no idea" how it could have gotten there. It was weird because the glass bottle was radiopaque but was sort of camouflaged by the shadows on the film. But that white paint they used to print Coca Cola jumped out like a neon light. We all had a good laugh in the xray viewing room and then had to try and keep a straight face and appear professional when we went back to give him the news.

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don't muggers usually take stuff not leave it?

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I guess they wanted to make a statement

Literal muggers