re: Man jumps off eight story building into the water

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he should have mentioned he was jumping OVER the pier so I would have known which way to root for him to go

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You were rooting for him to make it? Not me.

I was hoping the stupid fricker would shatter every bone in his body and thereby prevent any further contamination of the gene pool.

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I thought you'd have reached terminal velocity and be dead?

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wat

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You know, terminal velocity, the velocity that will kill you....like terminal cancer.

My grandpa had terminal velocity. Only made it 2 months.

he's probably blind and his friend told him it was only like 10 feet.

Yeah screw thst nonsense