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Man caught with marijuana sentenced to 288 Zephyrs games

Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:18 am
Posted by JS87
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Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:18 am
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An Uptown man has been found guilty of possessing 1.5 pounds of marijuana and conspiracy to sell it, for which the Orleans Parish Criminal District Court has sentenced him to 288 New Orleans Zephyrs baseball games.

Robert Lewis, 23, was arrested near Audubon Park on Friday after a traffic stop by a New Orleans police officer.

Being forced to attend Zephyrs games is part of an experimental program underway in Louisiana to test potential new punishments for lesser crimes. Under current state law, a first-time marijuana offender could be jailed up to six months. The maximum sentence for second-offense marijuana possession is five years in prison and 20 years for third-offense possession.

“Sending someone to our already crowded state prisons for marijuana possession seemed excessive, but at the same time it’s a serious offense because it’s still illegal in Louisiana,” said State Representative Joe Schiro, chief proponent of the program.

“We thought forcing people to attend Zephyrs games would be the wake-up call many need to finally kick the drug and also warn others.”

Lewis will begin this week attending 288 consecutive Zephyrs games — two full seasons worth — to complete his sentence.

“It’s one thing to be forced to attend Zephyrs games, but to also have to go to Metairie? I’d rather be in jail,” said a visibly depressed Lewis.

Other punishments that Schiro said are already being tested as part of the program include: Driving daily to and from the Westbank in both the morning and afternoon; and sitting in on debates by Governor Bobby Jindal.


Posted by silkyjohnston
Member since Jun 2015
293 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:21 am to
I'm sure Boudreaux and Clotile will get married 262 out of 288 games.
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
59059 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:21 am to
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15429 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:23 am to
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“We thought forcing people to attend Zephyrs games would be the wake-up call many need to finally kick the drug and also warn others.”

Is this an article from The Onion?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:23 am to
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NOLA Satire & Parody
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:25 am to
Aww. You're so smart. Loser.
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35132 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:29 am to
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“It’s one thing to be forced to attend Zephyrs games, but to also have to go to Metairie? I’d rather be in jail,” said a visibly depressed Lewis.


Heard dat
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:30 am to
that's pretty funny
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:44 am to


That is HILARIOUS!
Posted by drockw1
Member since Jun 2006
9394 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:52 am to
Preach!
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
45441 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:55 am to
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Under current state law, a first-time marijuana offender could be jailed up to six months. The maximum sentence for second-offense marijuana possession is five years in prison and 20 years for third-offense possession.


What didn't his lawyer get the case pushed back so the new statues would be in effect. He might have only got 144 games
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 11:59 am to
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“It’s one thing to be forced to attend Zephyrs games, but to also have to go to Metairie? I’d rather be in jail,” said a visibly depressed Lewis.


Since it is still against the law, why don't they just make them all do community service?
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 12:03 pm to
Is this real? It reads like an Onion article
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/16/15 at 12:25 pm to
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