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re: Lunch Thread Slag is pissed*

Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:11 pm to
Him and his wife “almost die” every other week.

They seem to have the worst luck.

Barq’s and lemon planks
This post was edited on 9/4/19 at 2:12 pm
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Him and his wife “almost die” every other week.

They seem to have the worst luck.




even the national weather service will call bullshite on pj's next death.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:19 pm to
Monday:
“She’s in life support, doesn’t look good.”

A week later, “I’m about to die with my poo poo problems and my wife is getting railed on a house boat.”

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47701 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:24 pm to
Hey Debbie. What happened to Mac'pony? She was pretty funny.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:25 pm to
"my daughter ran away and when i got back from looking for her my trailer had burned down"

"my wife called me from the doctor's office and said we both have cancer"

"bet the farm on tennessee when they play georgia st"

Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:30 pm to
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What happened to Mac'pony? She was pretty funny.



no she wasn't...she has the disposition of a mistreated pitbull and a shitty outlook on life.

but, she's an extremely pretty 5'8 red head , so i can easily overlook those things.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27679 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:30 pm to
bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, three bowls of raisin bran and a banana/protein shake...plus water
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:34 pm to
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bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, three bowls of raisin bran and a banana/protein shake...plus water





hi chicken


your lunch just made me vomit.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

three bowls of raisin bran and a banana/protein shake


speaking of poo poo problems and wife getting railed on a house boat...


Hangit, she's in a safe house somewhere.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47701 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

but, she's an extremely pretty 5'8 red head , so i can easily overlook those things.


How altruistic.

Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:36 pm to
do you want to meet me for a casual happy hour, just as e-friends on friday?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47701 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

she's in a safe house somewhere.


As long as she is happy. Are they feeding her well?
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:37 pm to
Creepy
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

she's in a safe house somewhere.




where at?


Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:40 pm to
jealousy is a bad look on you

Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:47 pm to
I found it. The decor is very... old lady
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71728 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:48 pm to
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:49 pm to
Don't get him riled up... the man just had six scoops of raisins!

ETA: Aspy, doesn't that tacky rug look familiar though?
This post was edited on 9/4/19 at 2:50 pm
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:51 pm to
It kinda does, but hard to tell in focus

All the artificial flowers
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 9/4/19 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

All the artificial flowers


Poor Pony
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