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re: LUNCH THREAD It’s Friday Craig

Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:38 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:38 pm to
Maybe somebody could translate this for me.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:39 pm to
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I’ve waited in a holding cell once before until I was bailed out

Go on...
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41211 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:42 pm to
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Oh Tyga Woods it’s you, I was about to Barry bonds yall black arse. Let me hit that before rummy brings his square arse in here


Correck
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45897 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Ken eats waffles.

I got waffle chicken sandwiches from the store today. Can't wait to try one. If you'd like, I'll heat one up and mail it to you to give to Ken. I'm sure he'd love it.

I think it has hot honey on it as well.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45897 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:43 pm to
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I was about to Barry bonds yall black arse

Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57853 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:45 pm to
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Go on...
it wasn’t for anything trashy like drugs

Just speeding
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64769 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:47 pm to
Did you get the bologna sandwich or the starved to death chicken dinner?

Saunders with a TD toss.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45897 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:48 pm to
Imagine going to jail for speeding
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45897 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:49 pm to
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Saunders with a TD toss.

Go ahead and give him a gold jacket and retire his jersey.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64769 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:52 pm to
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Go ahead and give him a gold jacket and retire his jersey.


-ESPN
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 6:54 pm to
How close are you to Newport Beach?

And would look at a 1986 Porsche?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57853 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:01 pm to
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Imagine going to jail for speeding
well, it’s not what you think - I got a ticket for going 66 in a 50 because there were jerk offs following me trying to run me off the road

When the policeman pulled me over, he pulled them over, too, and when he realized I was telling the truth - they got picked up by other cops but I still got a ticket - because I was speeding

So I go to contest the ticket on my court date but the judge says that’s not allowed and pleading not guilty is a misdemeanor - and I was thrown into jail for pleading not guilty and not paying the ticket

Eventually the judge (his name was arceneaux in Terrebonne parish) got in a lot of trouble for that bc I’m not the only one that happened to, and they finally threw the wrong person in jail for nothing.

I was 19 at the time - not the most fun thing, and wouldn’t recommend it
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45897 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:07 pm to
About 2 hours or so IIRC. I love me some Newport Beach but it's been a couple years since I've been there.

What are you asking about the Porsche?
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64769 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:07 pm to
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pleading not guilty is a misdemeanor
I think that is a violation of the constitution.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45897 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:09 pm to
Damn, that judge is a POS. The system can be really fricked up some times.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45897 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:13 pm to
How's your little kitty doing? Do you have a lil baw or a girl?

I finally got a leash and harness for mine.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57853 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:13 pm to
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I think that is a violation of the constitution.
the judge had to step down bc of that nonsense but not bc of me - I’m a nobody and I sat in that holding cell for 3 hours with a tweaking prostitute and a stalker that had his hands in his pants the whole time

Then I was put in the bailiff’s office and asked ‘what is a pretty young thing like you doing here?’

Not sure who that judge eventually threw in jail to get in trouble - I was back in NOLA by then (praise the lord )
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45130 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:16 pm to
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uh buy new shoes with the new outfit


She has been having shoes and dresses shipped here, then sends them back. We went to Lakeland and hit their Dillard's plus 5-6 other stores. She would try something on, I would take a pic and send it to her friend and our daughter. They would send back yay or nay. All yays had some issue where they were not right.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45897 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:19 pm to
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a tweaking prostitute

Pics?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57853 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:23 pm to
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Pics?
this was December of 1999 - I had to use a pay phone to call my roommate bc MrGRT could not answer the phone at work you were probably still sucking your mom’s tit then

Well, not that you’ve stopped
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