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re: LUNCH THREAD ••• The "What is your New Year's resolution?" edition...

Posted on 12/30/24 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 12:47 pm to
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Against you? No offense but…


ah come on grrrl, I'm pretty athletic, I think...
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
41063 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 12:47 pm to
Although, the last guy I said that to went and learned to play tennis and has just gotten bumped up to my same level. Apparently getting beat by a girl, even in a sport you don’t play, is heavy motivation.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
41063 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 12:51 pm to
Guys are pretty easy to beat until they get to the 4.5 level. They all just hit really hard but are inconsistent, don’t track the ball/know court position and aren’t as good as placing the ball. Women play with more finesse and, if they can get their racquet on the men’s ball, are able to play a smarter point.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 12:53 pm to
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Although, the last guy I said that to went and learned to play tennis and has just gotten bumped up to my same level. Apparently getting beat by a girl, even in a sport you don’t play, is heavy motivation.


we take our daughter to Florida for a week over her birthday every year, her best friend and her husband go with us, she is an avid tennis player, played in college, calls herself ranked, whatever that means, this past year she set up some match with a local who was supposed to be pretty good that cancelled on her, she thinks it's beneath her dignity to play her husband, my daughter said "dad's pretty good, why don't you play him?" her friend must have thought similar to you but the daughter wouldn't let it go, I'm twice her age, haven't picked up a racket in 10 years and I waxed her arse all over the court, old man looks can be deceiving, especially when the old man grew up with a tennis court in his back yard
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
41063 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 12:58 pm to
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we take our daughter to Florida for a week over her birthday every year, her best friend and her husband go with us, she is an avid tennis player, played in college, calls herself ranked, whatever that means, this past year she set up some match with a local who was supposed to be pretty good that cancelled on her, she thinks it's beneath her dignity to play her husband, my daughter said "dad's pretty good, why don't you play him?" her friend must have thought similar to you but the daughter wouldn't let it go, I'm twice her age, haven't picked up a racket in 10 years and I waxed her arse all over the court, old man looks can be deceiving, especially when the old man grew up with a tennis court in his back yard


Oh, now I’m intrigued! Good for you! And I don’t ever underestimate “old” people. Worst arse kicking I ever got came from 2 old women who limped onto the court wearing knee braces and holding racquets the size of Cadillacs. I won the first set running down every drop shot that was followed by a lob then they smoked me in the next 2 sets once I was gassed. I still hate the old bitch, Judy.


And even I’m ranked. You just have to keep scrolling down, down down to find me. Everyone who plays Usta is ranked.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
111644 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 12:59 pm to
l-thray all


Sweet Baby


lunch

i'm having greg g-bo 2 honor greg gumbo---rip lil greg
This post was edited on 12/30/24 at 1:00 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144440 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:00 pm to
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nothing. I don't play that crap

Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
111644 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:01 pm to
hey baby


does your son still h8 u, r did u up your mom'ing skills?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:02 pm to
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Worst arse kicking I ever got came from 2 old women


I see that a lot on the golf course, the old farts realize that the days of 285-325 yard drives are gone so they focus on accuracy and course management, and are known to relieve many young, high T bucks from their hard earned cash
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
41063 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:02 pm to

Hey penis breath, my snookums loves me.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
111644 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:03 pm to
tl dnr mp LLL...no one is gonna read all that
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
41063 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:03 pm to
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I see that a lot on the golf course, the old farts realize that the days of 285-325 yard drives are gone so they focus on accuracy and course management, and are known to relieve many young, high T bucks from their hard earned cash


Yeah, I avoided hitting them with overheads for exactly 1 set then realized frick them. They were trying to kill me.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:04 pm to
skillzheimer!!!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:06 pm to
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set then realized frick them. They were trying to kill me.


damn right, kick their old asses!! this ain't an old folks shuffleboard tournament!!
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144440 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:06 pm to
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the other person he sent things to.
tell us moor
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
111644 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:07 pm to
knock knock
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24340 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:07 pm to
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Yes I did.

He’s a psycho person who meant to scare me because he knew my address, but he’s also a drunk so he fat fingered 10 instead of 1

Spent a lot more on me than the other person he sent things to.



I meant the why behind it. Did you guys fight about something here? I mean, I remember that he's argumentative as hell, but that's nuts.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53123 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:08 pm to
My resolution is to get pants with pockets so I can put a knife in the pocket

No lunch
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
41063 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:08 pm to
How yer doin
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 1:10 pm to
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I can put a knife in the pocket



you feisty Irishwoman!
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