re: LUNCH THREAD- the regular slacker edition

Posted by Festus

With Skillet

Member since Nov 2009

85631 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:25 pm to Deep Purple Haze

Good to be back dph.

Ewwww.....goo.

Posted by Slagathor

Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny

Member since Jul 2007

38745 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:25 pm to Skillet

Roses are overrated and gauche
You look like an old fat Justin Bieber

Happy Birthday, Skillet.

Posted by Skillet

Member since Aug 2006

111703 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:26 pm to Aspercel

quote:
Clearly fricked in the head

did someone not get the memo aboot using foul language?

sexy aspy, seems as if you could use a few white gloves and lace classes...sheesh

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Posted by Kcrad

Diamondhead

Member since Nov 2010

61456 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:26 pm to Skillet

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hey Skillet
frick you

Posted by Deep Purple Haze

Member since Jun 2007

62336 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:27 pm to Skillet

rose r red
violets r bleu
gumbo is brown
cause it's made with roux

Posted by Skillet

Member since Aug 2006

111703 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:29 pm to Festus

roses are red
all fes' dogs are dead
violets are blue
omg, he killed his cat too

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Posted by Deep Purple Haze

Member since Jun 2007

62336 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:29 pm to Skillet

Posted by OWLFAN86

Erotic Novelist

Member since Jun 2004

188860 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:30 pm to Deep Purple Haze

Orange is the Orange
Carrot are too
Skillet is clearly disturbed
He should seek professional help

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Posted by Deep Purple Haze

Member since Jun 2007

62336 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:30 pm to OWLFAN86

wb mpof

gws

Posted by Aspercel

Member since Jan 2009

114150 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:32 pm to Skillet

I’m sure I’d fail

Posted by Skillet

Member since Aug 2006

111703 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:33 pm to OWLFAN86

quote:
OWLFAN86

whoa, you survived? looks like i lost another bet.

roses are red
owl is not dead
violets are blue
i can no longer tell him and oweo apart, ew

Posted by t00f

Not where you think I am

Member since Jul 2016

100005 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:34 pm to Skillet

Skillz is insane
Likes to eat arse
Someone needs to stop him
before he gets gas

Posted by Deep Purple Haze

Member since Jun 2007

62336 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:35 pm to Skillet

ygm
wyd
twss
habd

Posted by Kcrad

Diamondhead

Member since Nov 2010

61456 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:35 pm to OWLFAN86

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Owlie can post
I smell burnt toast

Posted by Festus

With Skillet

Member since Nov 2009

85631 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:35 pm to Skillet

Skillet likes to talk smack on dogs
They truly are man's best friend
But when it comes to his posting style
It smells like Oweo's rear end

I prefer to act mature
and always take the high road
While Skillet performs anal sex
Accepting all 5 guys' loads

Quit acting like you're 6'0
And weigh 220 pounds
Everyone knows you're a big fat arse
And your bunghole makes awful sounds

Posted by Aspercel

Member since Jan 2009

114150 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:42 pm to Festus

That’s fr33 level

Posted by Festus

With Skillet

Member since Nov 2009

85631 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:43 pm to Aspercel

Aspy, you take that back.

Posted by Slagathor

Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny

Member since Jul 2007

38745 posts

Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:45 pm to Festus

quote:
Aspy, you take that back.

I second that. We need to have some compassion for Fr33 at this difficult time. Can you imagine how confused he must be with all of the big Xs on floors nowadays?